Fred

..Hey... I hope this myspace page shows how kind and giving I am to everyone... It is so important that we don't judge people (outloud) and I always try to follow that important philosophy. I produce movies and theatre. If you're looking for a job please don't tell me about it. If you begin a conversation with "when I was 6 I was in the King and I" I'm going to kill you (or at least want to).I love to go to the theatre (awesome theatre and HORRIBLE theatre), movies (the great and the horrendous), roadtrips, the Yankees, bars, etc. I love showtunes (that's all that on my IPOD). I have a principal role in the upcoming series "To Catch a Preditor" (i'm the one that doesn't eat the cookie)From Miami originally, moved here for college and I will be a New Yorker forever. It is the greatest city in the world.I am thinkin about starting a career in directing and producing gay porn (that's where the money is) so please feel free to send your audition tapes to me ;)Anything else you wanna know... feel free to ask!!! AND NOW PATTY LUPONESome more insight into me..."Acting is your life dear, without it you're just another sexually confused boy""You're so nice. You're not good, you're not bad, you're just nice. I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right. I'm the witch you're the world.""I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals FLAMING!""Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.""Life is a banquet and most poor son's of bitches are starving to death.""To alchohal, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems.""The sun will rise and the moon will set, and you learn how to settle for what you get. It'll all go on if we're here or not so who cares? So what?""Hey its hard to masterbate with you guys talking!!!""I haven't seen a kiss that uncomfortable since I saw Richard Gere kiss Jodie Foster in Sommersby""I know what I'm doing. I know who I am. And if you've got a problem, I don't give a damn.""Straight up now tell me, Paula... Have You been drinkin'?""Happiness is just a flaming 'mo away""Have you ever been to Canada? It's like Michigan without without the culture."