johnnie wields poetic license to kill

About Me

I'm a poet. That sums it up pretty nicely.

My Interests

Writing, Music, Hockey, Comic Books, Video Games

I'd like to meet:

Like-minded poets so we can start a revolution.

Music:

Against Me!, Animal Collective, The Arcade Fire, Broken Social Scene, Built to Spill, Cat Power, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Clash, Death Cab for Cutie, The Decemberists, Destroyer, Devendra Banhart, Elliott Smith, Feist, The Fiery Furnaces, Figurines, Final Fantasy, Grateful Dead, Interpol, Islands, Jason Collett, Joanna Newsom, K-Os, Kanye West, Matthew Good, Matthew Good Band, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, Neutral Milk Hotel, Of Montreal, Pavement, Run Chico Run, The Shins, Sigur Ros, Stars, The Stills, Sunset Rubdown, Swan Lake, Ted Leo & the Pharmacists, Think About Life, TV on the Radio, The Velvet Underground, Weezer, Wolf Parade,

Television:

Scrubs, The Office, Heroes, America's Funniest Home Videos, Entourage, Viva La Bam, Jackass, Kenny VS Spenny

My Blog

The Lazy Shells

Add my band! www.myspace.com/thelazyshells
Posted by johnnie wields poetic license to kill on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:53:00 PST

So there I was

So there I was, standing on the beach. I saw you from a ways away and knew I hated and loved you at the same moment. What were you doing out there alone? Why was I there alone. None of that really mat...
Posted by johnnie wields poetic license to kill on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:54:00 PST

Winding down this road of life

There is so much jazz to deal with ahead...it's going to be hard to catch all of it, if any at all. *modest mouse <3<3* Half of the people I know and love I'll barely see, yet all the ones...
Posted by johnnie wields poetic license to kill on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 10:20:00 PST

Roadtrip or Bust

So at work today we got in this '87 Phasar Camper/Van and holy moly was it rad. (I work at a used car lot). This thing was so 80s and retro, with nice carpets, lime green plastic interior, I almo...
Posted by johnnie wields poetic license to kill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

iExtra Extra!

The profile has been updated. Hooray. I am in love with female vocalists, they are so sexy. If I ever meet a girl who sings in a band I think I'll fall in love and never fall out. The Kills are a gre...
Posted by johnnie wields poetic license to kill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thrift Stores Rock Way Too Hard

Today at the thrift store I made the biggest deal/find. For ten dollars I picked up a spindle of 46 CDs. I recognized a few of the albums right away (they had no cases) and offered them ten bucks and ...
Posted by johnnie wields poetic license to kill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Highschool No More

I don't even know how to begin getting used to the idea that I am no longer in high school. All night, while being extremely drunk with my friends, I pondered over it. Graduating is craziness. Last ni...
Posted by johnnie wields poetic license to kill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I just saved a ton of money on car insurance...

The new house is nice, it is full of boxes and shit like that so it's hard to manuever. I'm pretty sure there is poltergeist here though. I always wake up with some sort of ectoplasm on my crotchal re...
Posted by johnnie wields poetic license to kill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Moving Day...

...is tomorrow. This means a big pain in the ass for the next few days. Everyone hates moving, no one wants to do it, especially the people who aren't even being moved but have got suckered into helpi...
Posted by johnnie wields poetic license to kill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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You sick bastards! Modest Mouse was a great show, Isaac Brock is an amazing vocalist. Sadly, the show could not even compare to Death Cab's show in Seattle in November, but it tried very hard. I got a...
Posted by johnnie wields poetic license to kill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST