"How about it, are u a tit man?" "Don’t answer that, its a trap" "Depends on the tits?" |
So, I'm pretty sure that everyone has driven State Rte. 82 through Portage County. Most of you peoples can relate to this.
I was sitting at work today and my LEADS teminal started beeping cause&... Posted by Adam G. on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 12:16:00 PST |
Ohio BMV Next of Kin Database |
I urge you and everyone you know that lives in Ohio to go here and register:
https://www.dps.state.oh.us/netsys/netdb/ENGLISH/MMENU.asp
This will allow law enforcement to have emergency contacts shoul... Posted by Adam G. on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:10:00 PST |
It’s like a plumber: do your job right & nobody notices. Fuck it up, everything’s full of shit. |
Ok, everyone pay attention (especially you, Hillary, cause this may pertain to you one day). I have decided that when I die, here is what I want:
At my viewing, I don't want a casket. ... Posted by Adam G. on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 06:08:00 PST |
"Why is Congress saying one thing and doing nothing?" "Well, tradition mostly" |
Here are a few excerpts form some police reports that have come across my desk in the past week or so. I have to share them. Keep in mind these are VERBATIM. You can't make this shit... Posted by Adam G. on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:11:00 PST |
How to Man Up your Weekend (Great Article) |
Stolen from DoubleViking.com (great shit, check it out)Everybody knows that the manliest thing you can possibly do is enjoy working - it takes a lot of Manning Up to put up with forty hours of skull-n... Posted by Adam G. on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:35:00 PST |
The Sequel to my Great Western Adventure (Jim & Monicas Wedding Weekend) |
Yes, its true, I am a cursed traveler. Although we were able to make all of our flights, Akron to Denver was about an hour and half longer than it was supposed to be due to tornados in Colorado.... Posted by Adam G. on Mon, 26 May 2008 03:12:00 PST |
"We can talk about normality until the cows come home!" "What’s normal?" "What’s a cow?" |
So my first week at the PD has gone ok. Very tired though as my body adjusts to a new schedule and for some reason, while remaining part time at my previous job, they have more work for me in th... Posted by Adam G. on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:30:00 PST |
3 Reasons Why Hockey is the best crap on Earth |
I can't say it's the best shit on earth because I gave up swearing for Lent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYqPZhlL4Jo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6TErFILssw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1-25s... Posted by Adam G. on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:36:00 PST |
I got tagged TWCIE and both said I won’t do it, so here’s me to prove them wrong |
Tag Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 8 people to be tagged, listing th... Posted by Adam G. on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:07:00 PST |
My Humble Opinon |
The world would be a much better place if:
1.) Men wore suits more.
2.) Women wore thigh highs more.
That is all. Posted by Adam G. on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:15:00 PST |