sTeeTo-SaTaN WaRRioR - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My real name is Staci, like the Bicycle Ridin' barbie. I will only tell you the strange things about me to keep your interest. I have had a hole in my eardrum, after the surgery to repair it, all I could do was complain about my calf muscles I had pulled from the night before at the Nirvana show. I have accidentally swallowed 3 thumb tacks, only to cough them back up, one at a time. My friend witnessed me petting a bee. (although I just couldn't see, and was trying to figure out what it was) I have been picked up on by a lot of lesbians, I have had a countless number of out of body experiences, and I am completely terrified of aliens. Oh and I have been told that I look like a female Elton John, hence the video provided below for your viewing pleasure. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I have decided to focus on the positive...so these are things I love!! I love and cherish my family. I choose friends wisely and keep them forever. I have the coolest dog ever and I'm not biased about it at all. Music and movies are my life. I love watching Nature shows, especially ones about ocean life...the deeper you go, the more interesting it gets...this is not a sexual connotation, pervs!! I love talking about the unknown, no matter how freaked out I get...I love animals, that's why I don't eat or wear them...I love scalding hot baths...I love having nicknames...I love practical jokes...I love quirky people...I love dry/sarcastic humor...I love British accents...I love the smell of Vick's Vaporub...I love writing...

I'd like to meet:

People who know what they want in life and are true to themselves.

Music:

Joel RL Phelps, SKWM, Cat Stevens, Ben Harper, Elliott Smith, Heatmiser, The Cure, DCFC, Postal Service, Bjork, Sunny Day, Tortoise, Tori Amos, Blondie, New Order, Modern English, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Man or Astroman, System and Station, Outkast, Digable Planets, Classic U2...

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Little Miss Sunshine, Memento, Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Fight Club, Garden State, Matchstick Men, This Boy's Life, Punchdrunk Love, Trainspotting, The Basketball Diaries, Snatch, American History X, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill I and II, Pulp Fiction, Thumbsucker, Transamerica, Niagara Niagara, Stand By Me, anything Tim Burton.....

Television:

Scrubs, The Office (both versions), OPB, House, My Name is Earl, and The Dog Whisperer

Books:

Everything by Augusten Burroughs, "Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim"-David Sedaris, "Ethics for a New Millennium"-Dalai Lama, "Old Path White Clouds"-Thich Nhat Hanh, "The Tao of Pooh" and "The Te of Piglet"-Benjamin Hoff.

Heroes:

The Dalai Llama, just like David Brent! Oi!

My Blog

The Case of the Grass in the Ass...by sTeeTo

Okay so thanks to my Mom, formerly known as Condi Rice, I have to explain one hilarious ass story. I actually now know what it feels like to make one of Deet's infamous one liners that equate to the v...
Posted by sTeeTo-SaTaN WaRRioR on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:52:00 PST

A Day in the Life of a Satan Warrior...by staci

Apparently I caught some kind of bug and it happened so quickly. It looked like a cross between a praying mantis and a tse-tse fly. Okay not really...I was sick today. I had a fun day with the G-Unit...
Posted by sTeeTo-SaTaN WaRRioR on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:25:00 PST

Jesus Camp...by staci

That's right folks...we (the J-Crew) rented this horror flick as Jeeto-Prayer Warrior calls it. All I can say is WOW! I had no idea life was this black and white. If you're not a born-again, you...
Posted by sTeeTo-SaTaN WaRRioR on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:04:00 PST

My foots asleep...by staci

Grumble...my foot is completely numb. I was sitting Cody style, I mean Indian style and now it's getting tingly! Aghghghgh!!!! Do you want to know what I watched tonight on the tele? I know that you ...
Posted by sTeeTo-SaTaN WaRRioR on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:02:00 PST

Is today Tuesday?...by staci

I'm slightly confused with the days, I didn't watch "House", so it throws me completely off! Goddamn television, it's not my fault at all. I guess it's technically Wednesday, but evs. I can't believe ...
Posted by sTeeTo-SaTaN WaRRioR on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:58:00 PST

Headin' to the G-Units...by staci

Hello all, I haven't blogged in a bit eh? I bet you have been so depressed about that. I know your lives depend on a Staci rant. Not too much going on with me. Still job searching like mad. I went to ...
Posted by sTeeTo-SaTaN WaRRioR on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:42:00 PST

Greetings from the Underworld...by staci

Salut gronies! I'm just sitting here, wide awake twiddling my thumbs, it turns out that is quite a challenge...while typing. Do you know what I absolutely love? Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. For those of...
Posted by sTeeTo-SaTaN WaRRioR on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:22:00 PST

my throat is killing me...by staci

I should be knocked out from the Nightime Theraflu I guzzled, but nothin' happened. It relaxed me for awhile, but I just shot nosespray, so maybe that has a counter reaction? I don't know. What I...
Posted by sTeeTo-SaTaN WaRRioR on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:29:00 PST

Goodfuckingbye 2006!!!...by staci

I just got back from the J-Crew's abode, since I am an "S", I have to go by "Jap", it's slightly humiliating, but that is the price I pay for being in the J-Crew I suppose. Racist bitches. Thanks for ...
Posted by sTeeTo-SaTaN WaRRioR on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 01:12:00 PST

Saturday Night Mayhem...by staci

I am so pissed...I just posted a long ass blog, and it fucking crashed...i will have to repost later. Damn PC's.
Posted by sTeeTo-SaTaN WaRRioR on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 06:32:00 PST