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About Me

Whats up, my name is Jason, but you can call me BURTON! I have been deemed smartass by anyone who has ever talked to me!! I mean no harm, I just have those witty come back comments to the stupid shit that people say and I guess that makes me a smartass, OH WELL!! Wanna get to know me, just hit me up!!
Name: Burton
Birthdate: 01-26-83
Birthplace: Charlottesville, VA
Current Location: Shenandoah/Hburg, VA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9
Weight: 190
Piercings: Yup and gettin more
Tatoos: Yes thanks to my wonderful tattoo artist at Alley Cats
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No
Overused Phraze: Seriously, As Opposed To
FAVORITES
Food: Italian, Greek
Candy: Chocolate
Number: 69, *wink*
Color: Black, Blue, Silver
Animal: My Dog
Drink: Water, Soda sometimes
Alcohol Drink: Bud Light, Smirnoff Vodka, Jack Daniels
Bagel: Sure
Letter: S, b/c its all curvy and sexy, lmao
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes, Lips, Ass
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: No thanks
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Both is fine
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Both
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both
Love or Money: Both
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever the fuck I feel like it
Most Missed Memory: I dont remember, lol
Best phyiscal feature: You tell me
First Thought Waking Up: Gotta Piss
Goal for this year: Lose more weight
Best Friends: Kim, Preston
Weakness: Tats, and Piercings
Fears: hmmm....
Heritage: I know Irish, but I dunno what else
Longest relationship: A year I think
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yup
Ever Smoked: Yup
Pot: Yup
Ever been Drunk: Yup
Ever been beaten up: Nope
Ever beaten someone up: Yup
Ever Shoplifted: Um....
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yup
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yup
Been Dumped Lately: Nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue, Green
Favorite Hair Color: Brown, Black, Blonde
Short or Long: Hair I am assuming, short
Height: My height or taller, sometimes shorter is hot
Style: Whatever works
Looks or Personality: Both
Hot or Cute Whichever
Drugs and Alcohol: Sure
Muscular or Really Skinny: depends
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Hmmm...
What country do you want to Visit: Australia
How do you want to Die: I dunno
Been to the Mall Lately: Nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: YUP!
Get along with your Parents: Yup
Health Freak: Kinda
Do you think your Attractive: Yup
Believe in Yourself: Sometimes
Want to go to College: Yup
Do you Smoke: Yup
Do you Drink: Yup
Shower Daily: Yup
Been in Love: Couple Times
Do you Sing: Yup, Sang at a wedding actually
Want to get Married: Sure
Do you want Children: Someday
Have your future kids names planned out: Kinda sorta
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Gone a long time ago
Hate anyone: Maybe
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests



Which VW Are You?
by Auto Glass Across America
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Biggus Dickus What's Your Porn Star Name?

Music:

Lets see here, 3 Doors Down (Kicked ass in concert), Staind (Kicked ass in concert), Breaking Benjamin (Kicked ass in concert), Seether, Godsmack, Shinedown, Hawthorne Heights, Silverstein, Nickelback (Kicked major ass in concert), Chevelle (Kicked ass in concert), Trapt (Kicked ass in concert), Theory of a Deadman, Story of the Year, Yellowcard, Crossfade, Fuel, 3 Days Grace, PANIC! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park, Audioslave, and many more I can't think of right now!

Movies:

Horror movies, not even gonna try to list em!

Television:

I have a few shows I watch on a regular basis!

Books:

Stephen King, Anne Rice, Christopher Rice

Heroes:

I dunno if I have a hero!

My Blog

So Yea.....

With everything that has been going on with me recently I have came to realize who my REAL friends are!!  I want to thank 3 certain people, and you know who you are if you are read...
Posted by B20K3N D24G0N on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:11:00 PST

.......IDK

In case anyone is interested in contacting me other than on myspace..... Yahoo:  fly_kinda_soccer_guy AOL: Thabug01  
Posted by B20K3N D24G0N on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:48:00 PST

Fucking Awesome!!!!

Ok so Friday, July 7th which is also my sis's bday I got the tattoo on my back, and let me tell you that it hurt like a motherfucker!!!!  Yes I will admit that shit and will not lie, it hurt like...
Posted by B20K3N D24G0N on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:21:00 PST