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Nisi-wisi

"Life must be understood backwards; but... it must be lived forward."

About Me

Upon perusing various profiles, it seems this section is always very cookie-cutter. That said, I feel I should tell you random things about me, other than that old boring stuff you tend to talk about on awkward first dates.I think toe rings are the worst things you can put on your feet. They are extremely tacky, and mess up a good pedicure. Beautiful toes with a toe ring are the same as having Shenaynay feet.I'd rather surround myself with friends who are honest, and will tell me if I really do look fat in that dress or if my breath is hummin'.Things you will find on my office cube: Oregano, hand lotion, stress balls, a bottle of Cuervo.

My Interests

My interests include sitting on chairs, breathing, you know - the exciting things in life.

I'd like to meet:

People who do not use the following non-existent words: conversate, irregardless.

Music:

There are only 2 Genres of music for me: Good music & Bad music. Here's what I consider good: Angie Stone, Jill Scott, Dwele,Bilal,Glenn lewis, Erykah Badu, Conya Doss, Jazzyfatnastees, Sweetback, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, D'Nell, 4Hero, Eric Roberson, Esthero, Algebra Blessett, Santogold, J*Davey, Ledisi, Yazarah, Goapele, Shuggie Otis, Tina Marie, Thelonious Monk, Anything West Coast !! Leela James Jaguar Wright, Zero7, Olive, Nina simone, Raphael Saadiq, Sade, Billy Holliday, Brothers Johnson, Debarge, Aretha, Kanye, Tribe Called Quest, Slum Village, Little Brother, Jay Z, Biggie, Nirvana, STP, Staind, Blink, Smashing Pumpkins,the Roots, Bob Marley, Amel larrieux, Musiq,Pete Rock, Blackstar,Lauren Hill, earth wind and fire, Ray, Miles Davis, Murs, Talib, Sa-ra,Bjork,Portishead,Supreme Beings of leisure, Feist, Madlib,Thievery Corporation, Living Legends, Aceyalone, Roy Ayers, Kenn Starr, Lupe Fiasco,Jay Dee.....gosh i dont know..too much too write down R.I.P TO A MUSICAL GENIUS! JAY DEE (J DILLA)

Movies:

I DESPISE chick fliks!! okay there, now that I got that out the way, I'm more into Indie Films, Cult Classics, Comedies, and Horror Movies in General. Some of my favorites: Moholland Drive Blue Velvet Freaks (Gooble Goble Gooble Goble! one of us! one of us!! haha) Human Trafficking Friday Nightmare on Elm Street Friday the 13th Halloween Hotel Rwanda

Television:

Once in a blue moon. When I do, its Family Guy.

Books:

Currently just finished reading "God against the gods"

Heroes:

People who aren't afraid to push boundries.

My Blog

Drunken Bufoonery

Okay, here are the weekend Quotes of the Week: 1: Connie: Why isn't rico-suave buying her a drink? Me: Maybe she needs to work on her "I'm thirsty look" 2: Joe: so which one of you knows italian Me:...
Posted by Nisi-wisi on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:02:00 PST

Rant of the Week

Current rant of the week:   People who leave Tom (Myspace Founder) comments. Add 2 points to the pseudo-intellectual females who write stupid shit like "Hi Tom. You should read [insert pretentiou...
Posted by Nisi-wisi on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:34:00 PST

Pointless Rants of the Week

Current pet peeves of the week: 1.  People who eat only free range chickens/eggs, and think they are better than everyone else - HEY NEWS FLASH  - You are ultimately still participating in t...
Posted by Nisi-wisi on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 04:30:00 PST

My lil man is here!!

For those who don't know, my son was born 9/6/06..7lbs 10oz!!  He is the cutest baby ive ever laid eyes on, & im not just saying that because he is mine :) anyhow..he keeps me EXTRA busy..so ...
Posted by Nisi-wisi on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:14:00 PST

2 my Craigy

Mary J. Blige "No one will do"   Seen many men in my timeBut none of them compare to mineI ain't gotta knock on woodTo tell yall that I got it so goodHe's everything that I need andAll that a ma...
Posted by Nisi-wisi on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 01:02:00 PST

$20

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 t...
Posted by Nisi-wisi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST