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Team Ed

YOU COULD GIVE ME A CAVITY HONEY

About Me

Ed likes; omlettes, reading agatha christie on the tube, dancing, nice backs, boys with curly hair, breaking rules, kicking shins, the eels, bassists, kissing, green eyes, big ideas, letters, thai green curry, spelling signs out loud, sagittarians, shouting, winning, playing games, rounders, old shoes, siamese cats, big dogs, irish men, marlboro reds, drugs, tarot cards,the metro, laughing, using my hands,playing imaginary dot to dot, being leader, fighting, scars, whiskers, paris, oranges, "speaking" french,van rides, cheap alcohol, mess, pjamas (especially glow in the dark ones),not making plans, train rides, words, sleeping, kohl, the twenties, killing moths, picking scabs, meeting people for the first time. Ed doesnt like; moths, blonde people, food that is the wrong consistency, decent whiskey, lazy lyrics, picking up the phone, old people, intensity, people who wake me up, touchy feely people, being tickled, photographs of me, meat in the morning, too much suace, gerkins, looking smart, being patronised, walking, people eating off my plate, roller coasters, slasher films,pedantic comments, loosing, over analysing, rollies, prawn cocktail crisps, being wrong. I think I want to change the worldgaffa tapeanti folk meets musicals meets tambourines and casiospeople like this

My Interests

reading, thinking, Revolutions, cluedo, crime, paperchases, games, practical jokes, shouting.CASUAL FRIENDS. CASUAL SEX. CARD GAMES AND FEMINISMThe swings at nine in the morning, playing the landscape gardner game, stagnating with dylan, debating with jess, avoiding talking about water, loosing all my possesions one by one. Waking up in a house full of people/getting into dylans bed with all those people/ six people beds in the matress in the sitting room. I begin to come around to the idea of communes. Also hostpital waiting roomzzzSLAM DANCING. staged fights and fake blood Peter Pan Strip Jenga, Full fridges, Badminton with a human net, POINTS. also the 10 p machines. . ...sometime freestyling mc, EDDIE RAMONES (shake! shake! shake! shake! shake!) to be found in a bank queue near you.watch out aids faces

I'd like to meet:

JUST GUNS REALLY.

Music:

Give me some plinky plonky anti-folk, or maybe some doris day, or maybe some riot grrl or maybe mama cass, the clint boon experience, union kid or le tigre. Today I would like the futurheads doing kate bush.No noCorrina corrina by Mr Dylan on the freewheelin. Yes please. ok, now some idlewild, or tim buckley (BUZZIN FLY).the handsome boy modelling school (CHECK IT, CHECK IT OUT GEORGE) ,the dresden dolls (BACKSTABBER HOPE GRABBER)today, joan baez (DONT SING LOVE SONGS YOULL WAKE MY MOTHER), noel coward, stereo totale, june carter and johnny cash (YEAH iM GONNA SNOWBALL JACKSON), cambodian pop, simon & garfunkel (HELLO LAMPOST, HOW YOU GROWING?), regina spektor, the black keys, today; my brother covering THE MONSTER MASH. the south pacific soundtrack (IM GONNA WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR) and then please some x-ray spex SOME PEOPLE THINK LITTLE GIRLS SHOULD BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD....today, as often as possible Prince (WHEN YOU WERE MINE I LET YOU WEAR ALL MY CLOTHES)now please UNDRESS FOR SUCCESS , Mclusky and then me and jess kareoking to Usher...TAKE THAT AND REWIND IT BACK.nnnnnnnnnnnnnow Beastie Boys; GIRLS. Lou Reed. IM SO FREE. (again and again and again) travel light by diane cluck and jeffrey lewis (HE DOESNT USE ANY KNIFE OR FORK, HE'S SEEN TOO MANY EATING IN NEW YORK) and the Ronnettes HE DID. Adam Greens Princess (OH I KNOW YOUVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT...)

Movies:

barefoot in the park....dont eat the daisies......the royal tenembaums......igsby goes down.....high society.....bringing up baby........breathless........mash........iq.......bullets over broadway.........auntie mame..........broadcast news...........cry freedom.....the third man........his girl friday.....films about Hotels, Secrets, School boys, Jewel thieves, Smoking, Writers, Lovers. ..and maybe dancing......dirty dancing one AND two. ....and stealing beauty

Television:

i dont have a television any more.

Books:

Keep the Aspidistras Flying. Orwell, Everything is Illuminated. Safran Foer, Tender is the Night, Gatsby. Fitzgerald, the Secret History. Tartt, the Hotel New Hampshire. Irving, I Capture the Castle. Smith, the World According to Garp. Irving, anything by Agatha Christie. the Master and Margheritta. Bulgakov, the End of the Affair, Our Man in Havana.Greene,The Admirable Chrichton. Barrie, Howl. Ginsberg,and then some Eliot/Pound/Rimbaud/Hughes/Paz/Cummings.

Heroes:

All pale in comparison to HARRY CROSBY, but I have space in my heart for ROBIN HOOD, THEODORE LAWRENCE, F. SCOTT FITZGERALD, KATHERINE HEPBURN, T.S.ELIOT, BOB DYLAN, PSMITH,THE PANKHURTS, POIROT, DEAN MORRIATY, SAL PARADISO, ORSON WELLES, MARLON BRANDO, CAPTIAN SCOTT, THE ARTFUL DODGER, MR ROGET,HAROLD NICHOLSON and CARY GRANT. Oh, Rixy and Trevi G. and Richard too

My Blog

today

today i feel like lying down on the floor and kissing the pavement. i almost did this before i noticed the crowd of chinese students who were walking just behind me. seriously though, the sun is pract...
Posted by Team Ed on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 05:49:00 PST

why leeds is actually quite cool

Leeds is actually quite cool. Today it tried to snow and last week Leeds university hosted  a government funded paper aeroplane competition. A GOVERNMENT FUNDED PAPER AEROPLANE COMPETITION. I r...
Posted by Team Ed on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 09:41:00 PST