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Dylan

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About Me

1. I'm fucking nuts. 2. I do not talk about fight club. 3. My intentions dwell between deliberation and accusation. 4. I like caffeine 5. I do not cater to social drama. 6. I think eating sour cream and salsa combos is more disgusting than filming an underwater birth. 7. I like rough BDSM bondage. 8. I would rather eat spaghetti from a colostomy bag than listen to Led Zeppelin. 9. If you know of the movie "Murder Set Pieces", I love you. 10. When in doubt, pick up spare change. 11. I fall asleep in awkward places. 12. Faggot shit! 13. Snorting pixie sticks is even better than cocaine. 14. Have you ever sat on your balls so hard that you couldn't walk straight for half an hour? 15. Once is an error,...twice is jazz. 16. When you get to heaven, you’ll have new shoes. 17. Someday, everyone will listen to death metal 18. My famous quotes include: “How am I suppose to play with this?”, “Hey man, service engine soon”, and “The coleslaw is in the macaroni, FUCK!”

My Interests

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The only good "Ballad-video" that ever existed, and that because it's played by a bad ass thrash band.

My Blog

ATT: Brandon, Alex, Brad, Jonathan, Nick, Aaron... BEST THING EVER...

...was CADAVERIC IMPALEMENT.I'm sorry to break it to you, but seriously, they were the best band to ever come out of Texas (and possibly the entire U.S. next to LIVIDITY). This is a set-in-stone fact....
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:24:00 GMT

Putting the guitar down and exploring the possibilities?

....ever since I switched from guitar to doing guitar+vocals it's reminded me of how much fun I had doing vocals back in the day. As strange as it sounds, I considered the possibility of adding an add...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 02:45:00 GMT

Selling my CD collection ($5.00 each)

I'm selling most of my CD's.  I just don't really care about having a huge CD collection like I use to.  I'd rather have money for other things in life.  So, I'm selling my CD's for $5.00 each,....mos...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:33:00 GMT

FUCK METALLICA!!!!!

The new Metallica album "Death Magnetic" is NOT a "return to their roots".... it's still as commerciallized as the black album. Although it is definitly the best thing they've done in 15 years, that ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:12:00 GMT

Jenna Jameson is an overrated scum whore

Seriously she is easily the worlds most overrated porn star and mainstream model in the entire world.  She only uses her porn career to gain as much mainstream attention as possible.  She ha...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:56:00 GMT

What the fuck is this world coming to?

...need I say more?
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:29:00 GMT

Last Night

I just want to give a huge thanks to every single person who showed up at the show. That was easily one of the most fun, if not the most fun, show I've ever played because so many great people were un...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 09:23:00 GMT

Favorite CD’s of 2008

ABYSMAL DAWN and DECREPIT BIRTH seriously owned this year.  They're easily the most played CD's I've jammed this year.  I can't believe how bad the new CRYPTOPSY is.  I seriously never ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:18:00 GMT

CARCASS, SUFFO, 1349 and ABORTED last week

The show was absolutely one of the best shows I've ever been to.  We showed up early walked around and had a great time.  I was a little annoyed that the promoter booted SCATTERED REMAINS of...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 18:05:00 GMT

STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE!!!!!!

I swear, being a underground metalhead I've been told some of the stupidest things by some of the stupidest people on the face of this earth.  Here's a list of some of the stupidest thin...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 09:04:00 GMT