CELL PHONE VS. BIBLE |
CELL PHONE vs. BIBLEI wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cellphone? What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?What if we flipped through it several ti... Posted by Evaluation in Progress... on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:51:00 PST |
A WOMAN'S PRAYER! |
>> Now I lay me>> Down to sleep>> I pray the Lord>> My shape to keep.>>>> Please no wrinkles>> Please no bags>> And please lift my butt>> Before it sags.>>>>>> Please no age spots>> Please no gray>> A... Posted by Evaluation in Progress... on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:30:00 PST |
THE GUYS' RULES |
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' ... Posted by Evaluation in Progress... on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST |
The Facts!! |
If you believe that God answers prayers then pass this on. God bless!
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>READ EACH SENTENCE! SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT.
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>Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
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Three things... |
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back -
1. Time
2. Words
3. Opportunity
Three things in life that can destroy a person -
1. Anger
2. Pride
3. Unforgiveness
Three... Posted by Evaluation in Progress... on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:20:00 PST |
The Cookies |
THE COOKIES...At an airport one night with several long hours Before her flight.She hunted for a bookIn an airport shop,Bought a bag of cookiesAnd found a place to drop.
She was engrossed in her book... Posted by Evaluation in Progress... on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:04:00 PST |
TEN COMMANDMENTS EBONICS STYLE |
For Those Who Cannot>Understand King James.>>TEN COMMANDMENTS>EBONICS STYLE>>Sometimes we have to get the message across>as best we can. Try this for those who can't>understand the King James Version:... Posted by Evaluation in Progress... on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:47:00 PST |
I AM THANKFUL |
I am Thankful : FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE I... Posted by Evaluation in Progress... on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:40:00 PST |
THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN & MEN |
THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN...Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, halfwild,naturally beautiful with fertile soil.Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well ... Posted by Evaluation in Progress... on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:24:00 PST |
*IF A MAN WANTS YOU* |
*IF A MAN WANTS YOU*
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spir... Posted by Evaluation in Progress... on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:17:00 PST |