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A Special Comment from 3 July. It is the fixed ball game, it is the rigged casino, it is the predetermined lottery all rolled into one. As the man fired, the man who crystalized Watergate to the American people, said some thirty years ago, "Weither ours shall be a government of laws and not of men is now for Congress, and ultimately, the American people, to decide."
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 15% Conservative, 85% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
As for me, my life is best sumed up by the first verse of the song Classifieds by The Academy Is...
My life reads like the classifieds.
Pages of what's for sale; what's on the auction block.
Attention bidders! It's Lot 45.
He's got a decent voice, he's got that crooked smile.
Hold on, you haven't heard the best yet.
He writes good storylines, he's got those honest eyes.
So take him home for just $9.95.
He'll sing the songs you like, he'll keep you warm at night.
I would say that these are some other people important to me. The cast and crew of Wake-Up Call. Even though this isn't my Heroes section, each and every person in this picture and the two who aren't are my heroes too.
My score on The Politics Test :
Third Way Liberal
(You scored 70% Personal Liberty and 34% Economic Liberty!)
A third way liberal believes in little to moderate government intervention on personal matters and moderate to high government intervention on economic matters. They tend to be opposed to war, police powers, victimless crimes, and what they may consider to be a corporate state or rogue capitalism. They generally support personal liberty and believes in a social safety net or welfare state. They support self-ownership and privacy. Third way liberals are essentially the "mainstream" left and left of center.
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My Interests

Theatre, music, podcasting, singing, writing

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet... hmm...
I'd like to meet people. People is a good answer.

I'd also like to meet Senator Clinton. She's a personal hero of mine, and when my cousin died, the letter she sent to my family was touching. And as an aspiring political operative, to meet someone of such political prowess, charisma, and leadership would be an amazing thrill. To be able to look at my children one day and say, "I met the first female President, and served on her campaign."
I'd like to meet Hard Gay
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I'd like to meet Hard Gay

And of course, I'd take any excuse to see my mildly Victorian queen, Amanda. Damned distance, but it can only keep us apart so long.

Music:

theSTART, Go Betty Go, Something Corporate, Sugarcult, New Found Glory, Jon Fret, Muse, Coldplay, The Decemberists, Death Cab for Cutie, All-American Rejects, Motion City Soundtrack, Yellowcard, Army of Freshmen, Nabuo Uematsu, Athlete, Gunther

Movies:

Ocean's Eleven, National Treasure, Office Sapce, Cheaters, Mayday, Death to Smoochy, Clerks II, V for Vandetta, Nightmare Before Christmas, Garden State

Television:

Stargate, West Wing, Real Time with Bill Maher, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Doctor Who, Eureka, Firefly, Heroes, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Countdown with Kieth Olberman, Psych, Torchwood, Ghost Hunters

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams, New Rules by Bill Maher, Crossing the Knoll by Chris Kivel, What Liberal Media by Eric Alterman, Forever by Pete Hamill, Against All Enemies by Richard Clarke, The Republican War on Science by Chris Mooney

Heroes:

Heroes
Amanda Engle: Ah, Ame, my slightly crazy but oh-so-sweet girlfriend. Sanity is over-rated. ^_^
Emily Conner: For being pretty intense. Check out her You Tube stuff (applemilk1988).
Hillary Rodhem Clinton: For being, quite possibly, the 43rd President of the United States. And would no doubt be one of the best.
Aaron Sorkin: He's the genius behind "You can't handle the truth". His show The West Wing was funny, it was smart, it was moving, and it was inspiring. His movie Bullworth was crazy, it was compelling, and it was funny, and his new series Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip promises to be just as awe-worthy as everything else the man has graced. "This is a time for American heroes, and we reach for the stars."
Juustin Perrie: Lead singer of Motion City Soundtrack, and inspiration for my musical asperations.
Liz Wolkers: She knows why.
Vinton Cerf: Vice-President of Google and 'Chief Internet Evangelist', Vinton is my hero because I was watching C-SPAN (It was 3:00 am) and he was talking about not discriminating internet access. He was all like "People buy access to the entire Internet, not just parts of it like the Cable/Phone Douopoly would like to provide." He is cool. And has a sweet title. But definately pwn'd at the Senate hearing.
Bill Maher: Funniest Stoner on Earth according to High Times. Okay, I'm not a stoner, but I think he's funnier than hell. His book, New Ruules is something I could read over and over. He's just... awesome!
Angie Stoecklin: For being so very, very helpful. And for correcting my spelling of her last name.
Grant Wilson: As far as paranormal researchers go, this guy, and his buddy Jason Hawes, are the best of the best. The most respectable. Because when most 'researchers' look for a way to support a possable existance of paranormal activity, these guys do everything they can to disprove any paranormal stuff. These guys are scientists. AND they work for Roto Rooter. Plus, Grant is kickass on the piano.
Stephen Colbert: He's got the balls to present the truth when others won't. He plans to go face-to-face with every congressional district in the Uninted States. And he's perfectly willing to make up the truth, when it suits him.
Romana and The Doctor: If you save the universe, you're a hero. 'Nuff said.
Drew Davidson: Drew is Drew. As Migi would say, fuck the haters. But I just don't know how anyone could hate Drew.
John Davidson: Trout-Davidson, actually. He took his wife's last name. How awesome is that? He killed his TV, runs like crazy, skis just as much, and is just AWESOME. He's sarcastic at times, but has more restraint about it than me. He will also break rules he finds 'stupid'. That is to say, ones that have no real reason for existing. Did I mention he's a teacher?
Drew Gorzen: My fellow underrated actor. Forever in Pecor's shadow.
The Nistat Brothers: They remade the original trailer for Jarassic Park with suff they bought fot 15$ at a yard sale. Tha'ts awesome!
Aleshia Lumley: Didn't run for President, lost V.P., and was still the best for the job. No matter how crappy the outlook is for next year, Lumley seems ready to handle it.
Emily Loftis: Someone so talented in acting has got to be my hero. This girl has been in a Chorus and in a one-act, and her tenure has still outshined all fifteen of my credits.
Kyle Sheeter: IT'S KYLE!
Megan Niedzwiecki: Megan has risen beyond the stigma of Freshmen being uncool and has become an awesome pweson. Megan is fun to hang out with, and was a ton of help on Wake-Up Call. She's just cool like that.
Simon Carter: Your name is sweet.
Rug: Well, what can I say? Rug is Rug. He's smarter than me, he's my buddy, and I almost trust him. He'd make a great Chief of Staff.
Dan Hebert: You were my guide Freshman year. I owe you.
Jill Hartson: What am I thinking? She's a bitch!
Dick Cheney: He shot a guy in the face in front of a witness, and just said "My bad." Plus, he's suffered more heart attacks than... well... anyone. And he told a guy to fuck himself on the Senate floor. That's pretty sweet too.
On Notice
Dick Cheney: He shot a guy in the face in front of a witness, and just said "My bad." Plus, he's suffered more heart attacks than... well... anyone. And he told a guy to fuck himself on the Senate floor. What a dick!
Maggie May Capps: For not talking to me.
Esurence: Those commercials make me want to give up on life. They're a collection of the worst acting, most mediocre animation, and crappiest writing on the planet with the exeption of My Neighbor Totoro.
Daleks, Cybermen, and the Master: Guys, cut it with all the evil!
Jacob Barrons: He knows why. Actually, I doubt he does. Hell, I don't even know.
Jack-san: Jack-san minus scarf equals sad.
Jill Hartson: Old woman, old woman, don't you treat me so mean. You're the meanest old woman that I ever seen.
Rappers: Rap isn't music, and you know it. It's lyrical poerty. Don't pretend you're hardcore, you're a fucking poet.
G4: What the fuck? Why is the Nerd Network going after the SpikeTV demographic? You're different! You don't need fast cars and sexy women, you need fast modems and digital women! You had a legion of gamers defoted to you, and you've abandoned them. Way to go, fuckers. And on a related subject...
Kevin Perarra: He's signed away his soul. He knows it.
Jesus: Why is it a guy all about brotherly love has had more atrocities committed in his name than for any other reason?
Katie Curic: How could you do that?! How could you leave the Today Show!? How could I know that seeing you in New York would be at the end of your Today tenure? WHY, KATIE, WHY!?
Black Hole at Center of Galaxy: We all know EARTH IS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE! How dare that black hole steal our thunder?
Canada: You're the bastard love child of England and America with a tumor named Quebec caused by exposure to France. Sons of bitches.
Dead to Me
Jessica Simpson: You need to shill your own product. It's sad that she's the only person not to get into her pants.
Lyanne Novelli: Things that make you go Ughhhhh.....
Jacob Barrons' Xbox: Why is it that to fix one thing you often must break another? Well, I think this Xbox is the reason
The Haters: Fuck the haters.
James Pecor III: First off, calling yourself that is obnoxious and only allowed if your the ner-do-well son of a billionare. Second, you're not human. I say this because peole seem to think you're the best at everything. You're not.
Isaac Hayes (Chef): You're a bitch. You'll make fun of anything, you'll sing songs about chocolate salty balls, and will.. well... be on South Park. But when someone insults your fucked up concept of religion, you go apeshit? Fucker.

My Blog

Democrat Debate

The Democrats gathered in South Carolina to persuade the American people to elect them. They had some harsh words, but not really for one another (with one notable exception).Fire was flung at the war...
Posted by Be More Cynical on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:33:00 PST

In it to Win It

I'll analyze this later "I'm in. And I'm in to win.Today I am announcing that I will form an exploratory committee to run for president.And I want you to join me not just for the campaign but for a co...
Posted by Be More Cynical on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST

Midnight in America

Freedom must take the day.""Victorious in war shall be made glorious in peace.""We must fight for liberty with more liberty."Newt Gingrich announced that he "was not running for president, [he] was la...
Posted by Be More Cynical on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:16:00 PST

Inane Ramblings - Day Twenty - Never could get the hang of Thursdays....

The title... from Douglas Adams... Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.... yeah, if you don't get the referance, go get the book.Well, the day starts as Thursdays often do, me walking in a few minutes la...
Posted by Be More Cynical on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:23:00 PST

Nuclear Asia?

On 8th October 2006, North Korea became a member of the international club of Nuclear Powers. And to gather all the early information, I immediately turned on MSNBC. The priorities amazed me of the pe...
Posted by Be More Cynical on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:19:00 PST

The Significance of the 20th

Six months ago today, Maggie and I began our jurney together. A month and a week ago, that jurney ended.A month ago today I started my juorney of recovery, a trip facilitated by several close friends,...
Posted by Be More Cynical on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:52:00 PST

Guyd like Us

Why is it that we're always overlooked and underappreciated? Why are we friends and not loved ones? Why are we important, but not THAT important?So I am posting this. It's a short essay-ish thing by s...
Posted by Be More Cynical on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:03:00 PST

Remember, Remember the Eleventh of September

Five years ago, our worlds changed. We found a sort of national unity, and the entire world came to our side. We grieved, we moruned, we lost the blindness to the great evils of the world. We were hur...
Posted by Be More Cynical on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:44:00 PST

A Wayward Saint Returns

I went back to SCHS today. I got there a bit late, near the end of first lunch. I got to see who I really wanted to, though. Angie. I bumped into her as she was heading to class. She and I talked for ...
Posted by Be More Cynical on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 04:25:00 PST

Inane Ramblings - Day Six - SC4, Python, and Lucien Percival Smith

Well, this marks the End of Week Three of SC4.Political Science is fun. I'm not learning a whole lot yet, but having a lot of knoledge to begin with, I suppose that's the fate of an intro-level class....
Posted by Be More Cynical on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:00:00 PST