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shakey puddin'

Gimme a vhiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy baby!

About Me

"when i'm good i'm very good, but when i'm bad i'm better."
-mae west
Threat rating: Medium. Your total lack of decent
family values makes you dangerous, but we can
count on some right wing nutter blowing you up
if you become too high profile.
What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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Your Birthdate: November 25
You excel at anything difficult or high tech.
In other words, you're a total (brilliant) geek.
It's difficult for you to find people worth spending time with.
Which is probably why you'll take over the world with your evil robots!
Your Rising Sign is Aquarius
You are an interesting mix of introspective and outlandish.Waving your freak flag high, you really do things your own way.While you may seem distant, you care very deeply for humanity.You just have no tolerance for fools, slackers, or dullards.And while you're fairly misanthropic, many are drawn to you.Innovative and clever, people look to you for new ideas and trends. What is Your Rising Sign?

My Interests

i give too much information. i collect weird things like dead ladybugs, bones, babydoll parts, and warning labels. i hear something everyday that would "be great on a tee shirt". i am mesmerized by really fat women with teeny feet. i like to laugh, and sometimes snort when its really funny. i love good irish whiskey and those who drink it (especially friends who hate it but drink it just to make me happy). i enjoy painting with my hands but am seldom motivated to do so. i sympathy cry more often than i'd like to admit. i love to cook and eat. i adore sarcasm. i like taking pictures, frequently of dead things. i appreciate simple things like tea when i don't feel well, lingering glances, hand picked flowers, and hand written notes. i like to say cheers in as many ways as possible- my new one being "to the salt of the earth!". i love fresh produce, especially when it is from a garden i cared for. i like my dog even though i'm not a "dog person". i despise gw. i dislike religious proselytizing, but unfortunately use whiskey, political and vegetarian proselytizing frequently. i'm fascinated with tiny handmade books. i enjoy scantilly clad punk rock girls with bangs. i constantly think of things that i want to give people, and often overdraft my account buying them. i believe in theraputic touch. i like leaving love notes in my son's lunch box. i am in love with music and style from the 20's, 30's and 40's. i want a boat in the ocean. i appreciate thoughtfulness. i try to see things from other perspectives, and am always conscious of the fact that no matter how bad it is, there are so many that suffer more than me. i am obsessed with puppets, animation and comics. i am frequently pulled in both directions. i am a big fan of handmade gifts, handmade cards, and handmade gory movies. i enjoy getting drunk and using it as an excuse to grope my friends. i like the sound that a bolt of fabric being unrolled on the counter makes. i am fascinated by turn of the century medical equipment, lithographs, and the texture in paintings. i feel best when i'm contributing. i like to play outside. i love the ocean immensely, but hate to swim in it. i like buddha. i can spend 12 hours in an art museum. i'm spontaneous but lazy. i have a soundtrack in my head for everyone i know. i like trying to kick your ass even if i can't win. i'm proud to have a compassionate child. i have a problem being moderate. i love strong coffee late at night. i like living in the moment, but sometimes its hard. i don't like seeing people from high school because it weirds me out. i love old people who tell thier favorite stories over and over, wear chuck taylors, and ride motorcycles because when i get old thats what i will do.

I'd like to meet:

"the only people for me are the mad ones. the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time..."

- jack kerouac

Music:

this is in my cd case: radiohead, sonic youth, the cramps, the white stripes(thanks kev), pixies, bob marley, skinny puppy, the sugarcubes, maddydred, warren zevon, johnny cash, antonin dvorak, joy division, reginald, leadbelly, janes addiction, t. rex, modest mouse, louis XIV, charles mingus(thanks jon), nin, blur, parliament, fugees, clutch, velvet underground, ella fitzgerald/louis armstrong, nofx, pj harvey, nick cave, unkle(thanks jon), cocteau twins, the doors, jon spencer, rage, nina simone, the streets, fischerspooner (thanks kev), james brown, yeah yeah yeas, blondie, yo la tengo, death cab for cutie, queens of the stoneage, download, ray charles, solex, etta james, pink floyd, mia, smashing pumpkins, the beatles, kate bush, cypress hill, woodie guthrie, siouxsie, professor and maryann(thanks matt), massive attack, jimi hendrix, ravi shankar, jimmy rogers, marilyn manson, aretha franklin, the clash, leon redbone, beck, aphex twin, bjork, delta blues mix(memphis minnie, john hurt, howlin' wolf), billie holiday, ween, janis joplin, amon tobin(thanks kev), cab calloway, david bowie, the shins, gogol bordello, the sounds

Movies:

i own too many of these: harold and maude, the pillow book, but i'm a cheerleader, 12 monkeys, disney's robin hood, garden state, city of lost children, 28 days later, grandma's boy, eternal sunshine, the last unicorn, fear and loathing, big fish, the aristocrats, full metal jacket, dummy, life is beautiful, jesco- the last mountain dancer, fisher king, the holy grail, crouching tiger, princess bride, shawshank redemption, stir crazy, pan's labyrinth, fight club, everything is illuminated, v for vendetta, the dark crystal, hackers(mmm... angelina), amelie, spun, reno 911, nightmare before christmas(& all tim burton), little miss sunshine, dead poets society, braveheart(its sentimental i swear), black snake moan, dawn of the dead, anything mel brooks, evil dead 2, toxic avenger(& all troma), black comedy, kung fu, foreign, puppetry, animation, low budget horror/decay/cannibal/zombie, and generally freakydeaky or artsy films

Television:

the daily show, reno 911 and comedy central, cartoon network, the discovery channel, the history channel, animal planet. truthfully though, i hardly watch anything but cartoons.

Books:

tom robbins, thich nhat hahn, howard zinn, neil postman, john fire lamedeer, emerson, thoureau, whitman, kurt vonnegut, mark twain, hunter s., jack kerouac, lawrence ferlinghetti, ee cummings, shel silverstein, harry potter series, social/political books/magazines, art/photography books/magazines, theological text, poetry, anti-establishment, ecological, lots of non-fiction, philosophy, comics, graphic novels (i'm not as stereo-typical as these books make me seem)

Heroes:

raven, dad, poppop, michael burke, brett, thich nhat hahn, jon stewart, mae west, every artist in the world, and men that father children even when they aren't their own. oh and tank girl.