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Two Librarians

About Me

Raised by wolves, beamed down from a star, found underneath a shepard's bush, there are many stories about he came into existance. The only thing we can know for sure is that he had a pefectly good profile and then he changed it into a band one so he could put up his acoustic compositions but now he think's he probably should've left it as it was. Anyway...

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 02/10/2005
Band Website: www.bdmg.co.uk - no music, my joint design website
Band Members: Just me. I'm working on my solo album 'Smoking out of bedroom windows' and I'm considering finding the middle ground between bedroom beat makers and guitar wielding troubadours. I love Neutral Milk Hotel more than anything. I'm a writer / actor / comedian / time waster. I enjoying drawing and pretending I'm spanish. I love making people smile. I dj occasionally and like playing 17 minute velvet underground songs.
The best piece of advice I've ever been given is:
"Before you criticise a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. And then when you criticise him not only are you a mile away, but you've also got his shoes.'
Influences: The velvet underground and nico / The third policeman / Harmony Korine / The Mighty Boosh / Lost / David Lynch / Mogwai / Chris morris / Chuck Palahniuk / Don Delillo / Godspeed you black emperor! / The silver mt zion memorial orchestra and tra la la band / Four tet / Apocalypse now / Rubber johnny / Bob Dylan / The fall / Johnny Cash / The Brian Jonestown massacre / The dirty three / Black rebel motorcycle club / British sea power / Animal collective / Sigur Ros / The stooges / A crack up at the race riots / Chris Cunningham / Coffee and cigarettes / Spongebob squarepants / Scrubs / David Shrigley / Cat power / The Rakes / Duke spirit / The medicated sound of the blues as purveyored by Jason Pierce / Editors / Six by Seven / The libertines / Babyshambles / The shaking and withdrawn sessions / Plan B / Hope of the states / Boards of canada / Special ten magazine
Sounds Like: Some songs recorded very late at night. So they're done at a whisper. The guitar was / is battered and broken. Need to fix my real one. Recorded onto a computer with it's built in mic. One track, recorded live. As you may have noticed, high fidelity isn't a major concern!Here's a selection of songs that I've taken off the myspace account, just copy and paste the link to download: http://www.sendspace.com/file/rjb409
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

New Wordage

I've invented a new word. I've long felt this word was needed and on the bus this morn, I decided it would be this:SubviousIt's a portmanteau (wiki it) of the words Subterfuge and Obvious. When someth...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:42:00 GMT

Instructions for use

This is a genuine list that came when I picked up my work laptop, of things I can and can't use it for:You CAN use your CfBT laptop to:- Update the south london student database.- Send and receive wor...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:32:00 GMT

News Round up

Written on 25/03/09-An Important Notice-People of Facebook, I have something to share; Im well thick.Spectacularly thick. Sure, I can shine with the best of them but thosemoments are few and far betwe...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:16:00 GMT

She Waters Down The Rain When I Get Home

Hangovers. I've spent a large portion of my adult life hungover. In many ways I hope I do this in a Tom Waits, Charles Bukowski, Bernard Black style fuzzy mess and detached air of stylish cool, thus s...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:22:00 GMT

Love burns

There. I said it. It burns. It aches too. Love causes so many symptoms that you'd be hard pushed to refer to it as much else other than a disease. It's an ailment of the heart. It has all the hallmark...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:29:00 GMT

Internet abbreviations explained

WTF means 'What The Fuck'FTW means 'For The Win'So if you wish to express surprise that Chris Brown has been arrested for allegedly beating up Rihanna, you would put:'CHRIS BROWN'S BEEN BEATING UP RIH...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:40:00 GMT

couples and lego

I’ve started repeating myself... this is worrying to me. I always like to think of myself as fresh. Better get some new life experiences in order to not go completely off the boil.And now... the...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:29:00 GMT

Strop

I am in a strop. I feel all wound up and sad. I want to do something but I dont want to go anywhere. I wish I’d planned that trip so I could have just gone away and fulfilled that promise I made...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:56:00 GMT

I love how you love me

Just listening to the afformentioned live recording and I’m totally realising how much I love Neutral Milk Hotel and specifically the ’In the aeroplane over the sea’ album and its so...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:55:00 GMT

sorry blog

edinburgh 2006airbag2+2=5national anthemnmy iron lungmorning bellvideotapenudeluckythe gloamingwhere I end and you beginparanoid androidall i needpyramid songfake plastic treesI might be wrongidiotequ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 00:37:00 GMT