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[Legendary Hans] Duke of Mania

I am king therefore I rule.

About Me

Apparently I'm suppose to write some sort of description about me so that way you can avoid talking to some weirdo by knowing he is a weirdo a head of time. well... I'm not going to offer that luxury to you your just gonna have to ask me if I'm weird first.
By the way... I'm Epic
.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


88%

James Bond, Agent 007


79%

Batman, the Dark Knight


79%

The Terminator


75%

Indiana Jones


71%

Neo, the "One"


71%

Lara Croft


63%

Maximus


58%

William Wallace


54%

The Amazing Spider-Man


46%

El Zorro


38%
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My Interests

Computers, Politics, Philosophy, games and lot's of other junk.

I'd like to meet:

A person. Boy or girl. Gay or straight. Straight edge or junkie, cautious or living dangerously.

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Music:


I'm a very open minded individual but I lean toward the Metal side.

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Movies:

FIGHT CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

South Park. Robot Chicken. Best Shows eva!!! REPRESENT !!!!!!!

"Nigga say represent, motha Fucka! Ya Heard?"

Books:

All sorts. Mainly non-fiction. but I don't read often though.

Heroes:

The man with the red star and love Cigars even though he has asthma. From Argentina Yet fought for Cuba and died in Bolivia. Do you know who I am?

Some other Honorable influences include:Jello Biafra

George Carlin, Maddox and Lev.

My Blog

Bad Karma

So some of you may know that I have sprain my ankle as of late.... seeing how I couldn't go to work I had a lot of free time. Which includes thinking about why the lord has forsaken me. Then I realize...
Posted by [Legendary Hans] Duke of Mania on Sat, 31 May 2008 10:54:00 PST

My social life is diminshing.

For about a good year i did what I considered.... social. I went out bars, Went to all the parties. Stood on the sidelines of orgies. However lately that's not happening. My first thought it was becau...
Posted by [Legendary Hans] Duke of Mania on Sun, 04 May 2008 10:13:00 PST

Fuck this and fuck you too.

Nromally I don't bitch about anything serious on these blogs. Normally I fuck around a lot. NORMALLY I'm an easy going guy. NORMALLY I'm happy. But this year has been a turn for the worst. A spirallin...
Posted by [Legendary Hans] Duke of Mania on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:01:00 PST

Airsoft? LAN Party? Anyone?

So Check it,Several people are trying to put together two events: an Airsoft Match and a LAN Party. Airsoft Match:What is an Airsoft match?Think Paint ball but with BB's. All the Protection and P...
Posted by [Legendary Hans] Duke of Mania on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:39:00 PST

Kind of gay but fuck you anyway

So I was riding the bus to school a few days ago as I normally do. I got on and went to find a seat all the way in the back. I sat down and across from me was a black man and a white woman. They both ...
Posted by [Legendary Hans] Duke of Mania on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:52:00 PST

Customer Service and Technology.

Scenario 1 Samsung Black Jack and 4gig Micro SD cardsSo I was at best buy on a random incursion. My goal was to get shit for cheap and I was well on my way until I saw what a rip off flash drives pric...
Posted by [Legendary Hans] Duke of Mania on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:14:00 PST

Fuck sextrology

I don't want a girl that worships my cock all day.And Fuck Joe Niz I'll blog about Chevy equagaynox no matter where I am. Even If I am at his house waiting for steve so we can go get fucking wasted at...
Posted by [Legendary Hans] Duke of Mania on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 05:26:00 PST

The war on boredism is never over

By the new decree of your Divine King, The former Hans Cruz, now an essence of pure divinity noted and named Creama De Arroz, an New army has been assembled to defend the righteousness and wicked skil...
Posted by [Legendary Hans] Duke of Mania on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:17:00 PST

How to be Lazy in one easy step.

I'll do this later.
Posted by [Legendary Hans] Duke of Mania on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:12:00 PST

Self doubt, Bad Omens and New years Resolutions

I was having self doubts about myself as of recently. About becoming a legend, so I called this chick up and asked her what she thought of me. She said something about me being a selfish asshole and n...
Posted by [Legendary Hans] Duke of Mania on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:09:00 PST