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About Me

So much to say, so little space. I am so cute nobody can tell me NO. I like to play fetch with my favorite toys, I like to snarl at skanky coffee girls, and I love stinky, dirty boys.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I already know all the people I need to know. Some of my favorite people are Rachael, Jessica, Jasmine and Michael.

My Blog

to all non pet owning visitors

1. They live here.  You don't.2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'niture.3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:16:00 GMT

Dogs are better than kids because...

1. Eat less2. Don't ask for money all the time3 Are easier to train 4. Normally come when called 5. Never ask to drive the car6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink8. Don't ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:08:00 GMT

Pet’s 10 Commandments

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful. 2. Give me time to understand what you want of me. 3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:11:00 GMT

close call

Yesterday mom took me to the park with a river with Auntie and the kids.  It was really nice for a fall day and everyone was enjoying the fresh air and relaxing play.  We forgot bread for th...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:26:00 GMT