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Carl the Majestic

Hates Ignorant Assholes

About Me

I'm Carl and everybody knows me. If you don't, pick the rock up off your fucking head and ask who I am. Not to much to know about me, I'm not complicated, I know what I fucking want, I'm hot. Life's a party, and I'm the life of the party
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My Interests

Racing, Demoliton derby, sleeping..

I'd like to meet:

Milla Jovovich....she is so damn hot. And Bruce Willis....he's the man..

Music:

Gemini

You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius
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Movies:

Anything with zombiesNational Zombie Day May 11

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Television:

I never watch TV, IT ROTS YOUR BRAINS, KIDDIES!!!!
You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Heroes:

The man who invented beer, Captain Morgan, Peppermint Shnaps, the founders of New Orleans, the makers of New Orleans Hand Grenades

My Blog

Unrealisitic Goals

Ok! So I have been thinking about what the hell I want for my birthday. It's coming real soon, on June 7th.   For years, I have never been able to put together a list of shit I wanted for Christm...
Posted by Carl the Majestic on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:41:00 PST

Here's to the end of logic and rationalization!!

Oh christ, let me tear this one apart too......I never said Allah wasn't another word for God. But all three religions that you mentioned above use this word to signify a different deity. Not YOUR God...
Posted by Carl the Majestic on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:49:00 PST

Probably the most refreshing convo I've had in a while

JCturtle27 (11:43:11 PM): nothing to say?HansCloud (11:49:12 PM): not reallyHansCloud (11:49:18 PM): Faith isn't something I carry any moreHansCloud (11:49:43 P...
Posted by Carl the Majestic on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:08:00 PST

Some fresh firing neurons from YOUR brain

K, I'm kinda runnin out of ideas here.........I NEED to win this Million Dollars in this contest, hell I'll even settle for the $10,000 prize instead....this is why I need YOUR help. How does this sou...
Posted by Carl the Majestic on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:46:00 PST

Reasons you should date me

I just realized I made similar lists like these before, but nevertheless, always a good idea. You know what, this blog is going to be for people to make their own lists, even if it is one reason, of w...
Posted by Carl the Majestic on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:40:00 PST

Reasons you shouldn't date me

I hate lovey dovey bullshit I like my freedom Every woman I have met, except maybe 4, and they are my sisters basically, has been stricken with DBS I hate spending money on other people I smell I take...
Posted by Carl the Majestic on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:38:00 PST

Holy shit, I just had an epiphany!!

Ok. Dudes. It's been a while since I've written a blog, and I apologize. Actually, I don't give a shit about what you think. Unless your saying I'm hot. Anyways.......I had an epiphany just now. A di...
Posted by Carl the Majestic on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:26:00 PST

Ok!! Party? Yes

So, for some reason I really feel in the mood to party tonight. Last night I did my whole, lounge around, whoever came over came over, play video games, and I had tons of fun. My hair is now frosted, ...
Posted by Carl the Majestic on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 07:30:00 PST

You know what I don't like??

Liars. If you have ever lied to me in your life and I have caught you, I don't trust you. I hate you. Despise you. Loathe you. I hate it when people play me. What? You played me?? You just played...
Posted by Carl the Majestic on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:20:00 PST

It's started

Happy New years my friends!!! This is the count down to a new year, a happier year, and alot more partying!!!As I sit here chugging my cranberyy and absolut vodka, I realize that I have the best frien...
Posted by Carl the Majestic on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:17:00 PST