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About me:
the name is eric.:
the specs. 22. male. single. waiting for her to find me.
I run. I laugh. I play. I love. I hate. I try. I succeed. I fail. I tire. I sing. I sleep. I eat. I cry. I smile. I remember. I forget. I sneeze. I cough. I look. I see. I hear. I feel. I breathe. I think. I act. I follow. I lead. I choke. I quit. I win. I lose. I live, just like a real boy. And also like a real boy, eventually I die.
Know that if you aren't in resemblence to a beached whale, aren't a smoker, don't do drugs, have an outgoing personality and are fun to talk to; chances are im not turned off!
I need an initial attractive is almost always derived from looks, so it is obvious that image always play an important factor. Get my attention with your beauty but keep me around with substance...
I want someone who can appreaciate the simple things of life...staying up late and talking about absolutely nothing, long car rides with music blaring, random stops, random trips, appreciation of my sometimes horrible and dry humor, understanding of how I am and why I do as I do, someone who does first; and asks questions later...
Adjectives only go so far
You better be willing and, "Down for whatever"
Passionate and positive people who would probably be called crazy by most others, but who are actually the most brilliant individuals in the universe - all of my friends, acquaintances, and associates - this means you. I don't hang around mediocrity.
I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time, I'm radioactive. Behind the 8-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I have no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistics missionary. A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom-feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down, I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alphamale on beta blockers. I'm a non-believer and an overachiever, laid back, but fashion forward, up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance, super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I'm a hands-on, footloose, kneejerk headcase, prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing, a supportive, bonding, nurturing,a primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F-word, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a minimall, I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm tollfree, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been prewashed, precooked, preheated, prescreened, preapproved, prepackeged, postdated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock. Rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinnin, jivin and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy, and lunch time is crunch time. I'm hangin' tough, over and out.
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Laughing, debauchery, adventures, finding that the most beautiful and fun experiences can be derived from the most simple activities when done with those you love and care for. Any sort of artistic endeavor. Community. Honesty, loyalty, and sincerity. Music is very important to me, but it is something I don't really feel like discussing here. Though, I am always down for a good fist-pumping, sing-along style rock song, or anything with an honest passion and conviction to it - posturing is frowned upon unless you can back it up (I'm looking at you swoopy haircut or black-rimmed glasses kids). I love food more than ever (always spicy, generally hot).
I don't really have alot of friends. Im really good at reading people and i can tell right away what kind of friend your gonna be. It's rare to find somebody that you can actually consider a real friend, that would give up something better, just to hang out with you.
I need somebody who is fun to be around. Real people. People who make me laugh. Random people. People who think outside the box. People with a sense of style. Unique people. People who don't care what other people think.
Generally, what I need:
long walks on the beach, running shortly on the beach, horseback riding in the driveway, parking in water, learning to sing, blasting rap, sand between my fingers, chugging vodka, walking in like you own the place, sipping beer, parties on a wedensday night, movies you hate, making myself vomit, drinking till you vomit, nodding my head, twidling my thumbs, picking wedgies, picking your nose, flicking boogers, giving wetwillies, listening to the phone ring, staring at the caller-id, acting interested, sleeping in on sundays, working hard at doing nothing, faking scenes, imitating, endless buffets, making fun of immigrants, foreign accents, popping collars, getting undressed, naps, cheese & icecream, being unique, being part of a group, expensive items, fantasies, singing to your bathroom mirror, modeling by yourself, biting nails, smelling good, acting important, being a bitch, innocent until proven guilty, begging you to be my escape, speeding, braking abruptly, singing at the top of your lungs, window shopping, pinching pennies, taking friends out, saving gas, day dreaming while working, not caring, being uptight, listening to the same song 200 times until you hate it, clothes that actually fit, quitting, winners never quit, sweaty showers, hot showers, burning showers, opening up, shutting everyone out, door closed, ac on full blast, cheating on tests, stealing your underwear, complaining about things you.
I just know my strengths, but I also know my weaknesses. I like to think of it as one of my strengths.
Expect my mood and interests to change.
I get bored easily. Very easily.
I take pride in being ahead of the curve. People who can't keep up bore me.
When pushed, I push back. You won't see what I do, but know it's there.
I love people who take risks. Take a risk. I dare you. Everyone else is doing it
Style is important to me. Very important.
Don't walk. Saunter.
Don't dress up. Dress right.
Don't speak. Say.
Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it.
Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion.
Impossible is not a decleration. It's a dare.
Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary.
Impossible is nothing.
I love shaking my foot when I sit.
I love nodding my head when I don't pay attention.
I love coloring on paper table clothes with crayons.
I love observing people and then getting scolded for staring.
I love mimicing your speech pattern.
I love taking on your body language.
I love making you smile without moving your mouth.
I love knowing that there is always something bigger to catch.
I love knowing that you aren't beautiful until I know you.
I love keeping things sacred.
I love being for just one person.
I love watching your hands move when I should be listening to you speak.
I love knowing I'm saying more when nothing's coming out of my mouth.
I love asking hobos if they have a dollar.
I love the scent of your voice, the taste of your beauty, the sworn secrecy that your eyes give me when I'm spilling, the one millionth of a millimeter between our skin; just enough room.
I love breathing in what you breathe out.
My body is a temple.
Don't try to get inside me and then use me to claim sanctuary.
I want to grow to think you're the most beautiful creature; not lust over you at first sight.
I am not afraid of satan.
I am afraid of God.
My hands are chaotic.
My scent can be felt.
My ears are brilliant.
My eyes can taste.
My lips can hear.
My sexuality will make you melt.
My honesty will make you freeze.
My world is provocative.
I'm here to offend you; to make you uncomfortable.
Don't expect anything from anyone but yourself.
Don't give people permission to let you down.
I have a magnatism. people are drawn to me. It has everything to do with the passion for life that seeps out of my skin. The way I stand. the way I look at you. understand me now, and remember me later.