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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lady Washington and Miss Fitzdare

For reasons which should be obvious to anybody who uses myspace I do not accept add requests from people whose main picture features a scantily clad female. Especially when I have five other requests sitting there with the same exact picture but different name. If you are a real person and for some reason your main picture features a scantily clad female and for some reason you think I might want to be your friend then message me first. But I probably won't reply.

Music:

CAPN SKARZ
and
the skurvy skumbagz

(fukn click here)

and Shane MacGowan, Frank Sinatra, Johnny Cash, Billy Joel, John Lydon, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole

Movies:

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Homeward Bound - The Incredible Journey, all the Back to the Futures

Books:

The Real Book and A Little Irish Songbook

Heroes:

Balthazar B, Sebastian Dangerfield, Wallace Henry Hartley

My Blog

opilý a vysoký

ja. velmi. nemuzu mluvit. jenom se muzu usmivat.a uzpivat:i'm sure that ifi heard even one riffit would bore me terriff-ically tooflying too highwith a gal in the skyis my idea of nothing to doyet i.....
Posted by Capn Skarz on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:26:00 PST

shit me in the throat

with cauliflower and green beans because girls don't care and guys do.
Posted by Capn Skarz on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:06:00 PST

things i learned today

life is a never-ending learning experience. i learned a lot today: 1. don't be an hour and a half late. 2. don't wear a t-shirt under your fancy shmancy shirt 3. take the fucking breath. i hope he...
Posted by Capn Skarz on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 04:02:00 PST

total loss

the bodyshop says it's a total loss. i agree. don't drink and drive.
Posted by Capn Skarz on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 11:05:00 PST

bill i believe this is killing me

my face is exploding with pus and my body is exploding with cum. all i can do is attempt to douse myself.
Posted by Capn Skarz on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 11:31:00 PST

it feels so good to give up

I have a Spanish oral report on Argentina due tomorrow. I decided not to do it and to play Johnny Cash songs on the piano instead. It felt really good to decide that I would fail the class. Like a loa...
Posted by Capn Skarz on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 01:04:00 PST

interactive blog

I follow in Steve's footsteps. Steve did this. Now I do it. 1.Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickna...
Posted by Capn Skarz on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 04:48:00 PST

intolerable tolerance

i already drank more than i can usually drink in one night. i'm still conscious. seagrams is blowin it.
Posted by Capn Skarz on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:09:00 PST

i fell asleep at a bar last night

and then these two guys woke me up and said i owe them money and i told them "i don't owe you, i own you." then they accused me of selling heroin. some other dude said he had heard of my band. i found...
Posted by Capn Skarz on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:38:00 PST

Check out this event: The Big Event

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Posted by Capn Skarz on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:15:00 PST