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I, Prime

About Me

i used to be crazy, and now i'm not. ish.
i also used to be funnier.
and i continually marvel at my intrinsic ability to stay alive.
i really am the Uno King.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i am a misanthropic curmudgeon, so not many people. especially you stupid bands. i'm friends with the bands i like. i don't like you. see how that works out?

My Blog

of mice and myspace

i'll be honest with you, since i think you smell like lavender: i don't really myspace much anymore. not really. i'll delete band requests, check out comments, but nothing really beyond that. it's rea...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 07:47:00 GMT

young aspirations

i found this old journal of mine from when i was about to turn seven, and i thought that it'd be cool to post as a blog. i know. makes you think, huh?
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 20:10:00 GMT

...and?

it always fascinates me how we, the perusing intranet viewer, go about our business on sites like myspace. one could be so full of themself that they don't acknowledge anybody they don't deem good eno...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 13:21:00 GMT

Why having kids won't be pretty for me

Setting: the distant future. An older I, Prime is sitting in the living room, going through his best-selling autobiography of lies, and his young son, Prime, Jr. is on the floor playing with his a...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Feb 2005 14:13:00 GMT

Random thoughts for random people

~adrenaline never surges higher than when that first rush of stomach acid creeps up your throat before you york. ~dogs taking dumps in public is just about the funniest thing of all time. ~people w...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Aug 2004 09:56:00 GMT