out of retirement |
the game just wasn't the same without me, so i'm coming out of retirement to set some things straight. watch out economy (local bar), i'm back on the streets spreadin the cheddar.also, any tattoers ou...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:30:00 GMT |
about fucking time!!! |
god damn! i don't know if you're anything like me, but i am so sick of the tyranny of paying attention to the road while driving. it's like every single time i get in my car i have to watch out for an...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 16:51:00 GMT |
inner monoblog |
i'm so sorry lower intestines, but i'm in columbus and hungover and you better believe i'm goin to the dube for some nasty-ass huevos rancheros. 5 bucks and i'll be a new man, a stinky, uncomfortable,...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:41:00 GMT |
ridin derty |
i'm an idiot. i just went hard on that burger king double texas whopper jawn. even the acne faced kid workin the window called me a jerk. goddamn those commercialsi am man,i ate a big hamburgeri smell...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:19:00 GMT |
what the hell |
happened to my armpits? since i quit smoking i've been kickin out this horrid stank. that, or i've smelled this awful all along and didn't notice it over the smell of tobacco smoke. seriously, this is...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 20:30:00 GMT |
Hey, you got any change? |
Get in on the groundfloor of this turn-key, bricks and mortar enterprise!Looking for sadistic/bored individuals with capital to spare!!New year and new pricing structure!!!I will be offering my servic...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 00:04:00 GMT |
