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Darrell is never drinking again

i know that you like me

About Me


long story short: born and raised in portland. i couldnt deal with portland any longer so i moved down to eugene and graduated in 2006 with a sociology degree. dont ask me what i'm going to do with it yet because i dont know either. i've worked at my parents' restaurant, plaid pantry, u of o's bank and convenience store, reffed for intramural basketball and ymca, ross, intel, and now im selling phones for sprint.about me - i love basketball. i can, and have, watched basketball for weeks straight. i like watching silly tv shows and crappy movies, and good ones i might add.
i'm a very shy and mysterious person. i will disappear for days from the world, and sometimes i dont even know where i'm at. every once in a while, i will go into hibernation mode and just sleep or masterbate feverishly until i do fall asleep - that's my favorite!
one time, at band camp, i had to go see the doctor because i kept getting burns on my penis. he said it wasnt normal to touch myself down there so much.
i no longer drink alcohol. waking up at 6 in the morning in my car on the driveway is something i never want to do again.
i likes the penis.


My Interests

Basketball. People Watching. Sleeping. Sunny days. Snowy days. Video games, sometimes. Fire. Music. YOU!

I'd like to meet:

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Juicy Fruit - You are sweet and laid back. You're calm and you have you're own flare that might be a little discreet. You're not very outgoing but not very shy. You tend to strike a good balance.
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Codei would like to meet fun people who dont think that looks, money, social status and the like. and no i dont care if you have verizon, cingular or tmobile. we can still be friends :)

Music:

what i've been listening to lately: gym class heroes (dope cds), timbaland, rascal flatts, the all-american rejects, jack johnson, jason mraz, random singalong fake rock songs on the radio (gotta love top 40 right?)i have over 6700 mp3s on my computer. i am crazy. i'll pretty much listen to anything. i like just chillin out to some laid back acoustic songs - john mayer, jack johnson, jason mraz, or as i like to call them "the jays".

Movies:

Nick Swardson is now my favorite actor! Grandma's Boy. The Notebook. Big Fish. The Butterfly Effect. Disney Movies. Finding Neverland. Road to Perdition. O. He Got Game. 40 Year Old Virgin. Not Another Teen Movie. X-Men.I really really hate those Ben Stiller movies.

Television:

i watch 24, Prison Break, Heroes, Nip/Tuck, One Tree Hill and South Park religiously. Then there's the occasional Grey's Anatomy, American Idol, Dancing With the Stars and other random shows that I'll watch when my sisterinlaw has them on.

Heroes:

Tracy McGrady. Jack Bauer. Van Wilder.

My Blog

i'm sorry

i'm sorrythat's all i can sayi'm sorry for getting in that carit should have never happenedi'm sorry for creeping and/or scaring you awayi hope we can start fresh and newi'm sorry ...
Posted by Darrell is never drinking again on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:48:00 PST

loving the weather

80 degrees and mild. PERFECTION!
Posted by Darrell is never drinking again on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:35:00 PST

hate you

cant belive i've let it go for this longreally what have i been thinking?or maybe you're just a douche bag?stupid and immatureso here i go!this isnt supposed to make any sense. but i want a different ...
Posted by Darrell is never drinking again on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:51:00 PST

JT!

im going to see justin in september. havent been to a concert in forever. i think the last real concert i went to was some 95.5 concert back in high school. snoop dogg was probably there. it seems lik...
Posted by Darrell is never drinking again on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:54:00 PST

naked!

i just saw my neighbor walk around his room naked.then he bent over and put on his thong. good entertainment while washing dishes. it has been a boring night.and justin timberlake is coming to portlan...
Posted by Darrell is never drinking again on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:14:00 PST

it's bigger than hip hop

i saw you at the barsitting not too farwith your friendsif we could meet againwith more than eyesi would be your guyi need sleep. working at 8 am sucks.
Posted by Darrell is never drinking again on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:43:00 PST

that time of year

thanksgiving.i wanna give thanks to my friends who've helped me through the year. who've helped me see myself in a different light. i wanna thank the city of eugene for teaching me how to drink and dr...
Posted by Darrell is never drinking again on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:20:00 PST

a wreck

Pain is weakness leaving the body.i dont know what to do with you anymore. i got your last text last weekend. and your phone has been turned off since monday. i called you at work and they said you ha...
Posted by Darrell is never drinking again on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:04:00 PST

repeat

Step one you say we need to talk He walks you say sit down it's just a talk He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you...
Posted by Darrell is never drinking again on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST

exhausted

mentally, physically and spiritually exhaustedtwo weeks of working full time. i swear i havent done anything but go to work and go home. havent even gone out, worked out, picked up a basketball. sprin...
Posted by Darrell is never drinking again on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:31:00 PST