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betsy

About Me

I want to be exactly like Dolly Parton when I grow up and I dance like a coked up muppet....and I am a terrible, gossipy drunk. If you see me with a bottle pry it from my clammy little hands.

My Interests

Me, thinking about me, doing stuff with me, dressing me up in pretty clothes and then parading me about town. I'm also thinking about taking up stalking in my spare time, I think it will help me with my narcissism.

I'd like to meet:

Romeo in black jeans. Or otto, the feral cat: Or Reh Dogg. Please God let me meet Reh Dogg... but not in a dark alley, because he's actually pretty creepy.

Music:

I'm really into theme songs and rock anthems.

Movies:

I haven't been in any yet, so I'm not really a fan.

Television:

See above

Books:

Even when I just write down a phone number....it's riveting.

Heroes:

Samantha Fox and Dolly Parton