Heavy metal music and the attendance of its festivities, video and tabletop games of all kinds, reading, martial arts, Anime and it's conventioning, blowing small third-world countries into the stone age.
Paris Hilton so I can throw a rock at her face (as requested by a representative of the country of New Zealand), and Uwe Boll for the same reason, just replacing "rock" with "live grenade."
I like my music like I like my liquor: fast, heavy, and liable to leave you sprawled out on the floor after a long night. Slipknot, Killswitch Engage, Nothingface, Lamb of God, Pantera, SLAYER. Seeing a trend?
Lord of the Rings, Boondock Saints, Scarface, Natural Born Killers, Equilibrium, Clerks, Ghostbusters, American History X, Saving Private Ryan, The Big Lebowski, blah blah blah....
Battlestar Galactica, Alias, South Park, Adult Swim, Firefly before it was murdered in its crib _
JRR Tolkien, Forgotten Realms, Magic: The Gathering, The Dark Tower... basically anything fantasy.
The little people.Yes, I mean gnomes.