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I Prefer Salted

Superman? No, just a drunk in a cape...

About Me

Those who are less inclined to make declarative statements are less apt to look foolish in retrospect... Having said that; Hate shaped as Man .. width="425" height="350" ....

My Interests

ironically showing youthful disdain in the face of a monolithic, autocratic society; lying to the blind about whether it is day or night. licking batteries, chewing tin-foil, running with the bulls. and since no is reading this anymore: drowning kittens, abusing the elderly, molesting sock puppets, and any feasible way of occupying my brain long enough to forget the inevitable.

I'd like to meet:

A hooker with a heart of gold, Jesus, sasquatch, the easter bunny, santa, and me on a good day; now thats a game of Yahtzee

Music:

on the mic I got more presence than attendance in a class full of schizophrenics, HERE, HERE!

Movies:

only on hookers teeth.

Television:

the NAMBLA hour on PBS

Books:

I'm currently drafting the first version of a biography on film and TV legend Wilford Brimley. You know you're doing something right when you make yourself cry while writing

Heroes:

Those glorious souls who have the tenacity and strength of will to dance naked for money. Lord knows that I often don't feel worthwhile and useful in this cruel world and I always feel better when I rub my ass in a fat guys face. March on you brave soldiers of freedom, march onward to Glory!

My Blog

Uncle Kevin

6:12 PM May 18 2005
Posted by I Prefer Salted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

craig kilborn

"Kevin, craig kilborn is craig kilborn one hour a day for five days a week. You are craig kilborn twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. I've never known anyone better at making fat girls cry." ...
Posted by I Prefer Salted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Visitor Q

my girl likes to party all the time party all the time party all the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimme!
Posted by I Prefer Salted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

patrick's revenge

fifteen minutes later we had our first taste of whiskey there were uncles giving lectures on ancient irish history the men all started telling jokes and the women they got frisky and by five o'cloc...
Posted by I Prefer Salted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

god wait ...

you know what jesus says about blow-jobs? keep 'em coming!
Posted by I Prefer Salted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

elliot smith

he stabbed himself in the heart. what a douchebag.
Posted by I Prefer Salted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

girlnal

"I want to put my evil inside of you!", has a nice ring to it doesn't it
Posted by I Prefer Salted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

quote of the month

"airport toilet paper makes your ass bleed" ...Steve I bet that's not all Steve
Posted by I Prefer Salted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

phrase of the week 11/23-30/03

the phrase of the week is..... "Mangled Adolescent!"
Posted by I Prefer Salted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST