What's up kids. My name is Colonel William F. Guile and I kick ass for a living. All you little pussies who turtle or hide in the corner while I'm beating your ass piss me off so bad, I have to just bust out a god damned sonic boom or a flash kick or something.
When I get old, I'm not even going to get out of my chair to kick ass. I'm just going to sit there and punch them in the knees. You might ask how I kick this much ass, but it's because I have been in the Army for as long as I can remember, I have friends like Blanka and Ken, and I was the one who beat the shit out of Raul Julia... I mean M. Bison (Vega for you crappy japanese fans. That isn't his real name, assholes. Stop emailing me about it.)
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