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DingosAteMyPants

How can we be expected to teach children how to read if the can't even fit inside the building?

About Me


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I'm J-Rod
    I tend to not take life seriously I'm extremely open minded about everything... and I'm one of those people with seemingly no boundary as to what I won't talk about in public I like pancakes... ALOT I make fun of everything I'm probably one of the pickiest people you'll ever meet - food. girls. everything I have a really really vivid imagination I write I have a habit of making sudden random topic changes in conversation I tend to be either pretty stoic or loud.. depending on how many people I know in the room I like satires and macabre/sarcastic humor I'm a big fan of art/paintings/chalk and charcoal based stuff/the BLUE bag of Doritos/swimming/black & white photos/and the color green I LOVE the "black hair/eyeliner/nails" combo... no joke.. if your a girl.. and you do that.. and I don't know you.. I will probably instantly love you from the moment we meet... till you do something horrible.. like.. show up in Juicy jumpsuit I like to stick out in any given situation I obsess over film... especially horror/slasher/twisted dramas... but I'll watch anything I'm a coffee fiend - French Vanilla/Espresso HALLOWEEN is my favorite holiday My music tastes are pretty eclectic.. if you steal my iPod you'll realize that pretty quick I HATE cold weather

Dingosatemypants - My s/n

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



WHO WOULDN'T wanna party with Kevin Spacey or Samuel L.?

Music:

HIPV, Underoath, Linkin Park, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Spin Doctors, Spitalfield, Shades Apart, Less Than Jake,Yellowcard, Punchline,Alice Cooper, Three Days Grace, Rise Against, Chevelle, Perfect Endings, MXPX, Matchbook Romance, Halifax, Motion City Soundtrack, Harvey Danger, Story of the Year, Fall out Boy, Taking Back Sunday, James Brown, New Found Glory, AFI, Korn, Josh Groban, Blink 182, Finch, Sum 41, Green Day, Sugarcult, Hendrix, NOFX, Pink Floyd, The Ataris, Jimmy Eat World, The All-American Rejects, Billy Joel, Elton John, Atreyu, System of a Down, Lost Propehts, Dashboard Confessionals, Aerosmith

Movies:

Borat, Speak, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Willy Wonka, Great Expectations, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead, Carrie, Slackers, The Shawshank Redemption, A Night at The Roxbury, Bad Boys, Cabin Fever, Wolf Creek, Frailty, Shaun of the Dead, The Wolf Man, Spiderman, The Graduate, Ace Ventura, 3 Ninjas, Road Trip, The Breakfast Club, Road Trip, A Nightmare Before Christmas, Austin Powers, The Fugitive, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Jaws, Star Wars, Any Chris Farley film, Elf, American Pie Series, The Girl Next Door, Boondock Saints, Terminator, Batman, Billy Madison, Cruel Intentions, Idle Hands, Final Destination, Shrek, Phonebooth, LOTR Trilogy, Any 007 film, Anchorman, Any Jim Carrey film, Donnie Darko,Good Will Hunting, Meet Joe Black, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal,The New Guy, Swim_Fan, Kevin Smith films, The Omen(Original Gregory Peck version) The Creature From the Black Lagoon, Rosemarys Baby, Friday the 13th series, any film where the villan gets away with what he plans to do.. there aren't that many of those out there

Television:

NIP/TUCK, Sealab,Robot Chicken, Chapel Show,STunt Junkies, How Things are Made, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Home Improvement, The History Channel, The Cobert Report, Jon Stuart, Saved by the Bell, The Shield, Buffy, Angel, Family Guy, Smallville, FUSE, Ren and Stimpy

Books:

Lord of the Flies, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Fight Club, Jurassic Park, 1984, The Art of War, The Giver, Great Expectations, War of the Worlds

My Blog

J-Rod: No More

YES - In 2 - 3 - 4 weeks - the world will actually see the end of "J-Rod" as I have filed the papers to legally change my last name to my step-fathers name since he was the one who actually raised me ...
Posted by DingosAteMyPants on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 11:44:00 PST

His Last: Revision One

HIS LAST: Revision One by: Joe Rodriguez David had lost control; control of his life, control of his marriage, and now, control of his vehicle. "Daddy, look out!" Alyssa shouted as he headed towards...
Posted by DingosAteMyPants on Wed, 09 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

It's NOT an Ashtray!!!

SO... yesterday... I cut my finger on the door at PostAND.. YES...by "cut my finger".. I do mean... the door ripped off a pretty large chunk of skin off it.. and it bled ALOTSO.. Me not wanting to sho...
Posted by DingosAteMyPants on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:26:00 PST

Blah

Blahhhhhhhhh.... I really fucking hate life sometimes
Posted by DingosAteMyPants on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:05:00 PST

His Last: Draft One

His Last  Daniel Haberman had lost control; control of his life, control of his marriage, and now, control of his vehicle. Daddy, look out!" Alyssa shouted as he headed towards the guard rail....
Posted by DingosAteMyPants on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:49:00 PST

MADE: I wanna dance

It was the big night...ALL eyes were on me. I was going to dance, and NOTHING was going to stop me.So I donned my tighy tight girls pantz,little boys youth-medium tee,and my favorite heart beltand hea...
Posted by DingosAteMyPants on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 09:22:00 PST

comment THIS. Bitch

So I know eveyone deffinitly has in idea of the people who I'm talking aboutbutI truly dislike the people... guys/girls.. who use Myspace as a forum to boost their own ego. Not even so much dislike, b...
Posted by DingosAteMyPants on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:25:00 PST

Odd day

So today has been one of the weirdest days. I had that dream again last night where I wake up in a cold sweat hanging from a hook on the wall of a rickedy shack in the middle of the woods. I'm by my b...
Posted by DingosAteMyPants on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:13:00 PST

Cream of Jesus

I came up with a new idea         &n bsp;       for a tasty new breakfast treat for everybodyNOW...EVERYBODY knows about "Cre...
Posted by DingosAteMyPants on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 05:52:00 PST