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absofuckinL U C Y.

aka. Don Marone.

About Me


if you eat a live frog at the start of the day. ......then you can't do anything worse for the rest of the day.
Stelios From easyJet Makes Me S M I L E.

My Friends Are My Life.I ♥ Them.
They Know Who They Are.
"She asked him, "Never leave me" He tells her that he won't". pffft.
i know this - 1. boys lie 2. i dont like them.
i spend money that i havent got. i live in my overdraft.
I ♥ SPENDING MONEY!
[give me a fiver ill spend a tenner]. its a bad habit.
LUELLE & MIUCY.
i. BUM. sex and the city. everything you do in life happens in that television programme. ♥
chicken is the best thing ever invented cause its nice and lovely and chickens make egg which are also lovely. CHICKEN! WOOP!. *for kesh*
i love boys with strange features.& the smell of boys t shirts.
Tom Tom ♥
REAL MEN ARE HOT. order a pint and watch a football match. mmm....
i also love seeing old people laugh!
i think i have a stupidly bad obsession with Laguna Beach.
"like..so much d r a m a." & im in love with derek.
As a child i was obsessed with the argos catalogue. Specially the Christmas one.
i like going to the pub..
it makes me feel grown up
i do give a shit about what people think about me.
But Im Not Gonna Change To Make You Happy.
i love people that make me laugh.
im not skinny..get the fuck over it.
I bum off The McCourt Family.lol.
im clumsy.
i tend to bang my head at least once a day.
i want to travel the world.Twice..
i love turbulance & want to be an air hostess
"your exits are..."
oh, and if anyones going to Drayton manor...
can i come??""""Later that day i got to thinking about Relationships.......There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you, you love, well, that's just Fabulous"""""
if you eat a live frog at the start of the day. ......then you can't do anything worse for the rest of the day.
Stelios From easyJet Makes Me S M I L E.

My Friends Are My Life.I ♥ Them.
They Know Who They Are.
ive learnt alot about myself this year.
Lucy & Hannah " dont give a shit" pfft...
i spend money that i havent got. i live in my overdraft.

I ♥ SPENDING MONEY!


[give me a fiver ill spend a tenner]. its a bad habit.
i. BUM. sex and the city. everything you do in life happens in that television programme. ♥
i love boys with strange features.& the smell of boys t shirts.
Tom Tom ♥
REAL MEN ARE HOT. order a pint and watch a football match. mmm....
i also love seeing old people laugh!
i think i have a stupidly bad obsession with Laguna Beach.
"like..so much d r a m a." & im in love with derek.
As a child i was obsessed with the argos catalogue. Specially the Christmas one.
i like going to the pub..
it makes me feel grown up
i do give a shit about what people think about me.
But Im Not Gonna Change To Make You Happy.
i love people that make me laugh.
im not skinny..get the fuck over it.
I bum off The McCourt Family.lol.
im clumsy.
i tend to bang my head at least once a day.
i want to travel the world.Twice..
i love turbulance & want to be an air hostess
"your exits are..."
oh, and if anyones going to Drayton manor...
can i come??

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Stelios Haji Iannou & Wayne Rooney.

anyone of these.

Derek from Laguna. mmm.

my ideal man.zack,scouser,drinker..fittie.

Music:

im into all types of music. i mean like anything.

I love music so much that sometimes I can only listen to about 30 seconds of a song before I get too excited for the next song and have to change it.

Saying that though, i fucking love The Kooks ♥ & The Streets......Bit of this bit of that & im Happy.

"in the morning you know we wont remember a thing"
"Rob the jewelry store..and tell 'em. MAKE ME A GRILL"
"You Know Im No Good."
"At night I pray, That soon your face will fade away"
"Tell me that you're alright, yeah everything is alright."
"When the pimps in the crib ma..drop it like its hot"
"Gotta get us to the shore.. California here we come"
"Your way to beauuutiful girl"
"If thats okay with you..."
"stay with me..dont fall asleep to soon, the angels can wait for a moment"
"Set you free"
"Are you the man who comes to sweep me yard...me yard man"
"Heartbroken...without your love"
"when i saw you girl from across the room..you had your eyes on me, i had my eyes on you..went to the bar for a SAMBUCAAA"
"to know that i love you baby"
"this aint nothin but a summer jam"
"tears dry on their own" "And after all You're my wonderwall"
"Oh they might wear classic reeboks, knackered converse or trakky bottoms tucked in socks"
"Because all I seem to do is sit in this habitat, Just roaching a spliff, watching the TV and that"
"we got more bounce in california than all y'all combined"
"power in the money.money in the power. minute after minute. hour after hour."
"They see me rollin'..they hate it, patrollin & tryin to catch me ridin dirty"
"bang bang your dead"
"an island in which you found a lover then you twist, you felt that itch in your petticoat..your pretty pretty petticoat"
"go put your records on..tell me your favourite song"
"pull up your socks and stand up tall"
" thats the wonder, the wonder of you"
"sometimes i feel like throwin my hands up in the air..i know i can count on you"
"club tropicana drinks are free..fun & sunshine theres enough for everyone"
"never thought that id love someone..& i was someone elses dream"
"suga suga,how you get so fly"
"bitch im gna kill you, you dont wna fuck with me, girls neither, u aint nothing but a slut to me"
"look how pretty she is, when she falls down"
"come fly with me, lets fly, lets fly away.."
"then in a couple of minutes that bottle of guiness is finished. you are now officially allowed to smack bitches"
"something unpredictable, but in the end its right..i hope you had the time of your life.."
"it started out witha kiss how did it end up like this.."
"And Sugar, we're going down swinging I'll be your number one with a bullet"
"When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress? Then think of what you did And how I hope to God he was worth it."
"dancing queen, young and sweet..only seventeen"
"cause pussy is pussy & baby your pussy for life"
"its just textbook stuff..its in the ABC of growing up"
"cause different..doesnt feel so different"
".. Why am I trying to give, when no one gives me a try Why am I dying to live, if I'm just living to die"
"Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star One without a permanent scar And did you miss me while you were looking at yourself out there"
"dancing in the moonlight"
"dont you ever for a second get to thinkin.your irreplaceable"
"..now everybody in the 313 put your motherfuckin hands up & sing with me"
"MOVE BITCH..GET OUT THE WAY."
"And all the wounds that are ever gonna scar me For all the ghosts that are never gonna catch me"
"DONT stop me now...cause im having a good time....."

Movies:

No question
The Godfather Triology
are the best films ever made.

Disney's Peter Pan. < i believe! >
Goodfellas
donnie brasco
married to the mob
sleepers
Pirates of the Caribbean the wedding singer
50 First Dates
finding nemo..♥
without a paddle

Television:

♥ sex and the city

LAGUNA BEACH.fucking love it.

shameless. (LIP. mmmm...)

Hollyoaks.

Books:

Angelas Ashes & Tis.

Heroes:

my auntie Georgie.♥

My Blog

Love. true true true. Gaynob.

Love can be a many splendored thingCan't deny the joy it bringsA dozen roses, diamond ringsDreams for sale and fairy talesIt'll make you hear a symphonyAnd you just want the world to seeBut like a dru...
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Farting Preacher. The funniest thing ive seen ever.

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