funny joke |
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint - come up and have some."
So the ... Posted by on Sun, 21 Nov 2004 19:53:00 GMT |
A True Friend |
The Oath of True Friendship
1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to di... Posted by on Sun, 21 Nov 2004 11:58:00 GMT |
love love love come to me |
Body: He handed her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I'll love you till the last one dies."If you have love for someone... post this on a bulletin... and in 5 minutes, your true love will send ... Posted by on Mon, 15 Nov 2004 11:15:00 GMT |
my best friends band |
The song playing now on myspace is from my friends band in DC. Great sound everyone fell free to check out there web site www.anti-socialclub.com only have one song on there now but more to come. Posted by on Sun, 14 Nov 2004 19:58:00 GMT |
Beautiful |
This girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once... Posted by on Tue, 09 Nov 2004 13:14:00 GMT |
wtmf |
I guess I am going to rant and rave here a little. First off to all you people out there that think its cool not to write others back. You know if someone takes the time to fckn write you the curteous... Posted by on Fri, 08 Oct 2004 13:13:00 GMT |
Things are looking up! |
My first blog on here and a couple of you will understand what I mean by this. When I moved back to the states a year ago (were does the time go) I was a total wreck. The wife left me and I felt like ... Posted by on Sat, 02 Oct 2004 16:56:00 GMT |