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About Me

my life consists of school, the beach, Disneyland, work, and hanging out with my wife/roomie/non-lesbian life partner Kalin. i believe in making love not war. i have decided that life inadvertantly sucks sometimes but i need to make the best of it to survive. i don't like judgemental close-minded people. i am laid back yet i overanalyze everything. i adore ryan rae and she has taught me alot about myself even though she is just a toddler. i crave the sun. rob & big is my favorite show. MP gets me and makes my life complete. i love afternoons at salt creek. i like my long hair. i think i may become addicted to tattoos. i can lay at the beach and just watch the ocean for hours. 92629 is my comfort zone. animals make me smile. classic rock puts me in a good mood. i am obsessed with sunglasses and the bigger the better. i say what i mean and i mean what i say. i watch sportscenter everynight. i like to shop at thrift stores and vintage boutiques. i love food and eat alot. dancing makes each day better. i hate when people tell me that i get everything handed to me or that i'm spoiled because they really don't know me. my friends mean the WORLD to me and i know i have the best friends in the world, you should all be jealous they aren't your friends. i love meeting new people. different cultures fascinate me. i care about the environment and the planet. i love the outdoors. i have the worst temper ever but i'm working on it. i love my family more than anything.

My Interests



The Ice Tray
People Iced: Thirty Six
Car Bombs Planted: Four
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Twelve
Eyes Gouged: None. Pathetic.
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: The Bull
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AWSOME-GAME running through sprinlkers and giving kalin black eyes... camoflauge...sports...the sun and the ocean...volleyball...the beach...my family...dancin in my undies...swimmin in the ocean...surfing...wrestling(i don't mess around!)...hangin' with the select few girls (you know who you are kk and ktrain)...KISSING...hot pink toe nails...holding hands...cuddling...my dog molly...otter-pops...snowboarding...yoga...snorkeling...shoe s...talkin' on the phone...singing in the shower...golfing with my dad and chris...laughing so hard with kalin that i almost pee my pants...disneyland with britney...fantasy baseball...sign language...DDR!...iowa corn...mt.dew...classical music...text messaging...Ellen...popcorn & champagne...sports...thunder storms...playing life with kyndra...nieces and nephews...scaring myself when i'm home alone...dancing...fishing...chocolate chip popcorn with danny-o...buster...cultures of the world...las vegas...sailing...tubing with kyndra and kalin...danny skinny dipping by himself when he's drunk...tube socks...ballet...handbags...brothers...sisters...school...so und of music sing alongs...chapstick...sunglasses...buying sunglasses for trevor...campouts at dannys...muchos gracias trips at 4 am...sherry's breakfasts with danny and kyndra in our long underwear...laugh attacks with tiffany...kyndra turning in to chardonnasty...watching ryan turn into "drunken husband"...vintage and retro everything...jewelry...ribs...volunteering...charities...pia no...miniature golfing...AROBE...medieval times...underwear...cooking...mint chocolate chip ice cream (especially with eric)...tobelerone bars...breakfast at stuffys...studying abroad...ikea...swimsuits...traveling...animals (i love them)...listening to Bob Marley...gambeling...photography...making hemp stuff..

I'd like to meet:

Paula Dean..JT..Jake Gyllenhaal...PHARELL, David Beckham, Kat Von D, Audrey Hepburn, Danny Fuller, Robin Williams, Joan of Arc, Jim Morrison, Anderson Cooper and maybe a quality guy who will sweep me off my feet, is that too much to ask?? Nevermind, already met him:)
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Music:

THE SOUNDS, The Beatles (i love Ringo), Head Automatica, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Dave Matthews, Boston, Bonnie Raitt, 30 Seconds to Mars, James Taylor, Lupe Fiasco, Steve Miller Band, Pink Floyd, 36 Mafia, Silversun Pickups, Corinne Bailey Shaw, Young Jeezy, Taking Back Sunday, Wolfmother, Gnarles Barkley, Mobb Deep, Nas, Unwritten Law, Stevie Wonder, Emery, Rooney, Lady Sovereign, Ghostface Killah, Lil Wayne, Juliet and the Licks, Beck, Lauryn Hill, Otis Redding, Ray Charles, Radiohead, Gwen Stefani, Cartel, Joni Mitchell, Panic! at the Disco, The Dan Band, Missy Elliot, Bee Gees, Coldplay, Jet, The White Stripes, John Legend, Joss Stone, Jason Mraz, Tom Petty, Carol King, Snow Patrol, The Shins, Modest Mouse, Crosby Stills Nash & Young, Common, Mos Def, TLC, Beethoven, Chopin, Mozart, Bach, Vivaldi, The Who, The Darkness, Story of the Year, Simon and Garfunkel, Reggie and the Full Effect, Something Corporate, Michael Jackson, Pharrel, Madonna, Tupac, The Roots, Notorious B.I.G, The Game, Snoop, The All American Rejects, Deathcab for Cutie, Guns & Roses, The Go Go's, Prince, Janis Joplin, Eric Clapton, Elton John, The Beach Boys, The Eagles, Cat Stevens, Avenged Sevenfold, Mickey Avalon, Donovan Frankenreiter, Fort Minor, Cake, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Led Zeppelin, Alicia Keys, QUEEN, The Killers, The Hives, The Dandy Warhols, Air, Jay-Z, Linkin Park, Coheed and Cambria, Tim McGraw, Atmosphere, THE LISTENING, Postal Service, Gavin DeGraw, KANYE WEST, Beastie Boys, Mary J., N.E.R.D., Red Hot Chili Peppers, PCD, Tyler Hilton, Incubus, Sublime, The Doobie Brothers, Kings of Leon, Carly Simon, ACDC, Hoobastank, Dashboard, The Doors, REO Speedwagon, Disturbed, Outkast, Bob Marley, and Journey

Movies:

TRANSFORMERS!!!!!!!!!BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, Finding Nemo, Finding Neverland, CRIPPLED NINJAS, Smokin Aces, The Departed, Batman Begins, Click, Run Ronnie Run, UNDERWORLD, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Into the Blue (cause it's my life in 15 years), The Virgin Suicides, Wimbledon, The Village, Anchor Man, Jarhead, American History X, Dumb and Dumber, Dodgeball, The Princess Bride, Love and Basketball, Top Gun, The Incredibles, Holes, Wayne's World, Pretty Woman, Rocky, The Little Mermaid, Miracle, Pirates of the Carribbean 1,2,and 3, Van Wilder,Tony Hawk's Secret Skatepark Tour, Seth Enslow-The Hard Way, CRASH, Zoolander, Super Troopers, Boondock Saints, Charlie's Angels, Night at the Roxbury, Blow, Three Kings, Fight Club, Bone Collector, Old School, Mall Rats, Home Alone, Starsky and Hutch, Napolean Dynamite, 50 First Dates, Mall Rats, Father of the Bride 1 and 2, Little Women, the Goonies, Gremlins, Liar Liar, Ace Ventura 1 and 2, Saving Private Ryan, Boogie Nights, the Sandlot, Rookie of the Year, A League of Their Own, Schindler's List, That Thing You Do, Cinderella, The Poseidon Adventure, The Sound of Music, The King and I, My Fair Lady, White Christmas, Cool Runnings, Captain Ron, It's A Wonderful Life, Jaws, Gone With the Wind, The Godfather, Garden State, Three Men and a Baby, Dead Poet Society, The Birdcage, Shallow Hal, Shaft, Rain Man, Indiana Jones:Raiders of the Lost Ark, Young Frankenstein, Monty Python, Airplane, The Naked Gun, Shrek, Clueless, Something's Gotta Give, 2 Weeks Notice, Christmas Vacation, Ghostbusters, There's Something About Mary, Caddy Shack, Crocodile Dundee, In & Out, The Whole 9 Yards, A River Runs Through It, Flashdance, Dirty Dancing, Witness, Sleepless in Seattle, The Wizard of OZ, the Grinch, 101 Dalmations, Mary Poppins, Charlie Brown Christmas and Great Pumpkin, Swiss Family Robinson, The Neverending Story, the Land Before Time, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Pippi Longstocking, Free Willy, A Christmas Carol, Flipper, Bruce Almighty, The Grinch, The Perfect Storm, Dogma, Oliver and Company, The Wizard of Oz, Armageddon, Along Came Polly, Milo and Otis, all the CKY videos, and My Best Friends Wedding.

Television:

Rob & Big!, Grey's Anatomy, Nip/Tuck, RW/RR Challenges, the Discovery and History channels, and top chef

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird, Little Women, October Sky, Little House on the Prarie, Angelina Balletrina, The Prophet, The Bible, Gone With the Wind, Jarhead, Green Eggs and Ham, The Hunt for Red October, Sphere, Not Without My Daughter, A Child Called It, The Perfect Storm, Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Missing Piece, Of Mice and Men, The Old Man and the Sea, Romeo and Juliet, All the Mary Higgins Clark books, Coma, Da Vinci Code, Eureka Street

Heroes:

Richard Gere is a real hero of mine, and Sting, I'm not really familiar with his music but just the fact that he's makin it--i respect that...Michael Jordan, Princess Diana, Audrey Hepburn, Wayne Gretzky, my Dad, my Grandpa, Ghandi, Amelia Earhart, Ellen, Mother Theresa, Anne Frank, and Paul Newman

My Blog

good song :)

Did I drive you away? I know what youll say, You say, Oh, sing one we know, But I promise you this, Ill always look out for you, Thats what Ill do. I say oh, I say oh. My heart is yours, Its you that...
Posted by SMASH on Tue, 09 May 2006 12:52:00 PST

I LOVE THUNDERSTORMS

So right now we are having the most REDICULOUS thunder and lightening storm i have ever witnessed!!! Our apartments are shaking and the flashes of lightening are blinding! But at the same time I love ...
Posted by SMASH on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 12:35:00 PST

Leaving yet again...

So is it harder to leave home the first time..or the second time? I'm still deciding. I came home for the summer expecting to hang out with my friends and have a good time but was pleasantly surprised...
Posted by SMASH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST