PEOPLE WHO BOOK AT OR OWN LIVE MUSIC VENUES!! ....and just for fun... Living: George Bush (again)- This time I won't say a word. I'll just walk up and slap him. Dane Cook- To tell him he's a funny Bastard and he makes it bearable to take long car trips with him on my iPod. Steven Tyler- Just because he rocks and is the sexiest 50 something year-old there is! Vince Neil, Nicki Sixx, Mick Mars and Tommy Lee (but I'll stand at least 10 feet away so I don't get crabs! You know what I'm sayin' Kathy Griffin!) Kathy Griffin- Funniest person alive! "Suck it Jesus! This is my God now!" Some more I can't think of now, but mostly musicians. Dead: SRV, Jimi, and Elvis (top 3) My Grandfather (mom's dad)who owned a bar on South Congress called "The Place". It's now a meat packing plant. My Grandmother (dad's mom), because she supposedly is who I look like but oddly I've never seen a picture of her.