*MALLORY* [The 815]

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I have a borderline-unhealthy fascination with Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) and its various organizations, particularly the UFC.
I want to train and eventually fight professionally so I can fuck everyone up even more than I already can/do! ;)
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I've earned a Bachelor's in Arts, Entertainment, and Media Management with a concentration in Music Business.
Now, I instead may focus my aptitudes toward sports, especially MMA.
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I had a micro discectomy in my lumbar spine (AKA: back surgery) at the end of September. It's made my life pretty chaotic and has taken a lot of control out of my hands.
However, I refuse to be submitted by this or anything else, so I'm confident that I will be back at 100% in no time.
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I hate having my picture taken, especially since I may be the LEAST photogenic person that has ever lived. I'll only allow my picture to be taken after I've had several (or a lot of) cocktails. ;)
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I'm probably one of the most honest and loyal people you could ever meet. I'm all about keepin it real. I hate liars, fakers, and bullshitters. Anyone who matches the aforementioned description can just fuck right off!
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I can't stand "Scene Kids" of ANY kind. If you are one of these people, see above.
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I'm on MySpace mostly for networking purposes and to keep in touch with some awesome people. I'm not trying to earn any awards for having the most expansive "friends" list.
Hence, I don't give a shit how cool you may think you are. I'm not here to feed your massive ego. If you're a douchebag or some dumb bitch looking for people to jock your nuts and tell you how hot and cool you are, don't add me.
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Admittedly, I'm very anal retentive and I also have a touch of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). I have a lot of pet peeves as well as a biting tendency to correct people on their awful grammar and misspellings.
If you or someone you know wants/needs some tips on the previous subject, check out my blog "Call this pretentious, but..."
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I am a DIE-HARD WHITE SOX FAN, and that will never waver (and YES, I hate the Cubs). I also love the Blackhawks, the Bulls, and of course, DA BEARS!!!
I am a proud Chicago fan! :)
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I may come across as a total asshole, and although I sometimes certainly can be, I'm generally a really chill person that would do anything for those I care about.
At least I'm upfront and honest about the things that I can not tolerate. If you don't like it, then see below.

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