Corduroy McCool

What can I say? The name says it all. I am cool. Corduroy McCool to be exact. My father was a daredevil stuntman alligator wrestler. My mother was a skydiving pastry chef test pilot. They both died on the same day in separate accidents. Its wierd, but true. My father was eaten by the largest known living wild boar while trying to wrestle it and pull out one of its teeth. He actually succeeded but as he got up to celebrate that bastard chomped on his leg. Apparently my father didnt account for the other teeth. My mother died while baking a cake at 20,000 feet and falling fast. While adding the final icing, at about 6,000 feet, she got some icing in the eye and forgot to open her chute. Then I was an orphan. But that's ok because as the name says I am cool. Corduroy McCool. I do a whole bunch of shit. This myspace thing is for some music I wrote. Sometimes I play with other musicians but not usually because in the cool department most people dont come close to Corduroy. PEACE!