Temptation of the Boob |
This weekend I had my way.
As well I should, considering I'm the only dog in the house.
It happened after dinnera tedious meal of dried doggie nuggets. Palatable, but not flavorful, ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:24:00 GMT |
The Sassafrassquatch |
I'll tell you a tail that you won't believe.
But it happened.
Sure as I'm a Flying Doberman.
The Sassafrassquatch came to town.
This shaggy pooch of epic proportions ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:01:00 GMT |
Tree Poop |
Dogs like to frolic in the Fall.
It's a fact.
We like to lope through leaves. Leaves are like tree poop. Shriveled brown feces that fall off and hit the ground.
Eventually.
...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:08:00 GMT |
The Tabby Triad |
I was out in the yard before sunup, taking my pee, when the commotion first started. Just a few strays barking at shadows. I had to bark back. It's in the canine code of ethics. Written plain as day. ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:43:00 GMT |
A Hairy Happenstance at Hair of the Dog |
I pawed my way into Hair of the Dog (a shady little doghouse I know, which just so happens to be conveniently located in my back yard) and spotted the usual crew of questionable characters.
Se...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 15:10:00 GMT |
The Barking Spider |
It was the middle of the night and I was licking my ah, paws, when all of a sudden I heard a voice.
Hello there.
I gazed about the darkened bedroom, seeing perfectly into its shadowy recesses, search...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:11:00 GMT |
Ode to Hoochie-Poochie |
I first met her in a dream. This shaggy-haired barker of a babe. She had a twitching tail that would made a dog sit up and beg. I remember her fondly, this fur-face mongrel of a tramp. She was It. She...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:34:00 GMT |
Roborabbits |
In a dog-eat-dog world, it's good to be the Doberman.
I spent the weekend working the yard again. The squirrels were mounting an insurrection. I cheerfully put them down.
You can't ha...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:44:00 GMT |
The Kryptonite K9 |
Dogs don't have a lot of options when it comes to costuming.
People try to be cute and dress us up as cats. (We hate that.) There are the usual assortment of idiotic outfits including: Hot Do...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 07:44:00 GMT |
The Butterfly Massacre |
I spent the majority of my morning dealing with encroaching critters in the wilds of my back yard. Dog patrol is downright taxing on the paws. I ran ruts in the grass. Barked at a few foaming squirrel...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:26:00 GMT |
