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About Me

newly 21. over the drunk. i'm entirely dedicated to finding whatever it is that is going to make me rich and quite possibly famous. i have awesomely retarded friends and we have movie marathons and incestuous orgies. we are fucking awesome. good shit. i have a foul mouth and and have to constantly censor myself being that i work in the service industry. every once in a while i take up projects like convincing people that my sister is a post-op transvestite. cheers!

"If we are all judged according to the consequences of all our words and deeds, beyond the intention and beyond our limited understanding of ourselves and others, we should all be condemned." T. S. Eliot

"What we see depends mainly on what we look for." Sir John Lubbock

"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." Brendan Gill

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

mmmm... smart people. i likie the smart peoples.

My Blog

candy, poles, and strippers: christmas in hawaii

oh the joys of the adult entertainment business! i suppose i should begin by explaining relevant procedures. when dancers go on stage at Empire, they are responsible for their own music and must make ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:45:00 GMT

fine lines and men of god.

it's hard to mind the many lines that seem to take every last inch of the paths we tread. how vague, huh? well, lately i seem to have difficulty making out the line between right and fair, and even th...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:54:00 GMT

"i’d cheat on my wife for that"

the quote of the week, brought to you straight from the bar of round table. a large caucasian man, retreating from quite literally chasing a hooker out the door- waiving his arms and calling after her...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:14:00 GMT

a brief fit of "grrr"

my daily rant:intolerable. you, in a word. sitting alone with only distant strangers who happen to enjoy a common hobby as company, you'd think one would look further into the reasoning for such a sol...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:30:00 GMT

the "sky" is black, fuckface.

this has been a topic brought up several times in the last week by this asshole i work with. so that there is no confusion as to this argument, shitface says the sky is purple. his argument is that th...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:11:00 GMT