I'd like to meet:
Bill Hicks, Bill Murray, Bill Elliott, Bill Clinton, Bilbo Baggins, and Alejandro Jodorowsky
Music:
Wu-Tang Clan, Led Zeppelin, Roger Miller, RJD2, Soul Coughing, Angie Aparo, Aesop Rock, Tool, System of a Down, Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Primus, Company Flow, MC Chris, Eyedea, Jedi Mind Tricks, Atmosphere, Roots Manuva, Otis Redding, De La Soul, A Tribe Called Quest, Beastie Boys, Al Green, Bob Marley, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Deftones, Pearl Jam, Rage Against the Machine, Alice In Chains, Pantera, Don Caballero, Lynyrd Skynyrd, DJ Shadow, Blackalicious, Quannum, Latyrx, Kool Keith, Dr. Octagon, The Roots, Cypress Hill, Busta Rhymes, David Gray, Dave Matthews Band, Coldplay, Dead Prez, Digable Planets, Erykah Badu, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, D'Angelo, Oukast, Goodie Mob, Big Band Theory, Tenacious D, Jurassic 5, Incubus, Beck, Common, Das EFX, Pharcyde, Styles of Beyond, Del, Hieroglypics, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Gravediggaz, MF Doom, Madlib, Swollen Members, Cannibal Ox, Sage Francis, The Crest, Brother Ali, Immortal Technique, El-P, Mr. Lif, Murs, Felt, Gang Starr, Rancid, Notorious B.I.G., 2-Pac, Eminem, Toby Keith, Fun Lovin' Criminals, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Faith No More, Tomahawk, Ween, Us3, the Rza, Gza, ODB, Rebel INS, Ghostface, Meth, and this punk-ass named TLS
Movies:
EL TOPO, THE HOLY MOUNTAIN, Easy Rider, The Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Aguirre: The Wrath of God, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Eyes Wide Shut, The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Waking Life, The Goonies, Wet Hot American Summer, Sin City, Full Frontal, The Jerk, Midnight Madness, American Movie, Mulholland Drive, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Pi, You Can't Take it With You, Sunset Blvd. , Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, Vertigo, Psycho, Notorious, 2001, Amelie, Groundhog Day, Memento, Friday, The Godfather trilogy, original Star Wars trilogy, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Matrix, UHF, True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Natural Born Killers, Fargo, Raising Arizona, Milller's Crossing, Barton Fink, Lost Highway, 8 1/2, Blues Brothers, Christmas Vacation, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Rushmore, Caddyshack, Dogville, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, City of God, The Heart of the World, L.A. Confidential, The Player, Schizopolis, Shawshank Redemption, The Straight Story, The Neverending Story, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Being There, Jacob's Ladder, and The Reapers to name a few...
Television:
Adult Swim, NASCAR, Mr. Show, The Office (BBC), Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, My Name is Earl, Monty Python, Fraggle Rock, In Living Color, Sanford and Son, Andy Griffith Show, Seinfeld, Kids in the Hall, stand-up comedy, discovery channel, and anime
Books:
House of Leaves, Only Revolutions, Frankenstein, comics and graphic novels, We, The Left Hand of Darkness, Catcher in the Rye, Naked Lunch, The Stranger, Diary of a Drug Fiend, The Art of War, The Road Less Travelled, Celestine Prophecy, short stories and poems, and all kinds of philosophy, history, religion, new age, conspiracies, biographies, and other random things to fall asleep reading while driving
Heroes:
Bill Hicks, Noam Chomsky, Alejandro Jodorowsky, and the Rza