Whos your favourite Bond? |
What about Craigy when he killed that guy? What about Brosnany when he fucked that girl? What about Daltonny when he quipped that boss? What about Lazenby when he drove that car? What about Moory when...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 01:54:00 GMT |
JOBS JOBS JOBS |
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Does tedium excite you? Are you an enthusiastic go getter with an eye for dullness? Or perhaps you'd like to train ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:38:00 GMT |
Actually, I'm more stupid than contagious |
God it's so difficult being in a band, I mean uh art collective. Having to play guitar all the time and everything, its just, I really don't think some of you people out there appreciate how hard...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 08:19:00 GMT |
Beanstalk Ruminations |
My name is Jack, you don't know me. I got this bean on the market though see, and the guy who sold it me, was goin 'if you plant that bad boy, terrible things will happen, you dig? That ones for looki...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 03:56:00 GMT |
Look Deep Into My Eyes and Tell Me If I Care |
Apparently if I try hard enough I could grow up to be big and strong. But answer me this - have the possibilties inherent in being a 4ft weakling been properly explored? Kylie for one, seems to be doi...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:36:00 GMT |
Hot commisions from the bastard squad |
You know whats fun? Standing in front of a canvas with some brain scratchingly intense colours to hand and just flailing away. Reminds me of breakfast times when I was a child, only without the presen...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 06:06:00 GMT |
Departing Drummer Ruminations Pt 2 |
It is in sadness and in joy that we say farewell to Graham's armstick barrage. For nearly 2 years he has been a constant companion and brother in arms. We've rocked like kings and stunk like sulpher, ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 13:32:00 GMT |
Departing Drummer Ruminations Pt 1 |
When the guy who smacks the tubs leaves, and takes his inimitable style with him, you have no band. You're an acoustic duo. You're Simon & Garfunkel. You're smoky jazz clubs and guys wearing sweat...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:22:00 GMT |
Subjected to daily interrogations by the church-yard mafia |
A great philosopher once wrote this blog but now they've left me in charge. The general consensus was that his early work was by far superior to the later dross he began habitually churning out, ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:11:00 GMT |
We just so happen to know it all |
Friends, delegates, assorted associates and shareholders, the time to panic has ceased. The fraught months and years are over. The wasted days spent in the long shadow of ignorance are behind us ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 07:06:00 GMT |
