TV, Movies, Music, Drinking, Drunk Dancing, Stand Up Comedy, Darts, Basketball, Football, Baseball, Hockey, Bowling, Wiffleball, Washers, Bocce Ball, Kickball, Dodgeball, Volleyball, Softball, St. Louis Cardinals, St. Louis Blues, St. Louis Rams, Chicago Bulls, Illinois Mens College Basketball, Dirt Late Model Stock Car Racing, Pro Wrestling, Hot Women, Video Games Owned , Video Games Wanted
I'd like to meet:
Albert Pujols best baseball player ever. Michael Jordan aka the best there is best there was best there ever will be, Tony Stewart cause he smokes the competition. Seth McFarlane, Matt Groening, Trey Parker and Matt Stone the best cartoon creators ever. KG and JB, AC/DC, Metallica, and the Bloodhound Gang to rock out with. Rabb Himself and Brandon Dicamello to get drunk with. Conan O'Brien, Adam Sandler, Brian Regan, Dane Cook, David Cross, Sarah Silverman, Stephen Lynch, Steven Wright, Zach Galifianakis, Dave Chappelle, Nick Swardson, Jack Handey, Jim Gaffigan and Mitch Hedberg(R.I.P.) to laugh with. Vincent K. McMahon of the WWE.
ST. LOUIS RAMS - 4-6
ST. LOUIS BLUES - 5-11-3
CHICAGO BULLS - 3-8
ILLINI MEN'S BASKETBALL - 5-0
TONY STEWART - 11th Place, Most Laps Led, Most Top 5s, 2nd in Wins
ST.LOUIS CARDINALS - 83-78 Central Division Champions, Division Series Champions, National League Champions, 2006 World Series Champions!
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Music:
I basically listen to a little bit of everything mainly Classic Rock and Metal.
CKY, Metallica, AC/DC, Bloodhound Gang, Tenicious D, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Guns & Roses, Velvet Revolver, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbeth, ZZ Top, Montley Crue, Linkin Park, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Pantera, Jimmy Buffet, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Offspring, The Urge, Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam, Reveille, (6), Queens of The Stone Age, Queen, Disturbed, Motorhead, System Of A Down, Alabama, Garth Brooks, Johnny Cash, Van Halen, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Journey, Def Leppard, Foreigner, Boston, Bad Company, Cake, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, Green Day, Green Jelly, Richard Cheese, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stone Temple Pilots, Beck, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Static X, Mudvayne, Bush, Rammestein, Celldweller, Slipknot, Steve Miller Band, Beastie Boys, The Who, They Might Be Giants, Sublime, Chevelle, Nickelback, Breaking Benjiman, Supertramp, Led Zeppelin, The Cars, The Doors, Rolling Stones, Grateful Dead, Eagles, Rush, Styx, REO Speedwagon, Poison, Jimi Hendrix, George Thorogood and The Destroyers, Electric Light Orchestra, Elvis Presley, The Beatles, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Neil Young, Eric Clapton, Cream, Dave Matthews Band, Blues Traveler, The Police, Billy Joel, John Cougar Mellencamp, Bruce Springsteen, Mindless Self Indulgence/Left Rights, Spineshank, Weird Al Yankovic, Weezer
Movies:
I love movies especially comedies and own tons of them check it out below.
click here to see the DVDs I own.
click here to see the DVDs I want.
Television:
Family Guy, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, 24, CSI, That 70s Show, Last Comic Standing, Premium Blend, Comedy Central Presents..., Seinfeld, Friends, MXC, MacGyver, Sportscenter, PTI, Around The Horn, Stump The Schwab, The Sports List, I Love the 80s/90s, Flavor Of Love, How I Met Your Mother, The Office(both versions), My Name Is Earl, Scrubs, House, Chappelle's Show, Walker Texas Ranger, Futurama, Sealab 2021, Boondocks, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, South Park, Robot Chicken, Reno 911, The Brak Show, A-Team, Saturday Night Live, Kids In The Hall, Mad TV, Trigger Happy TV, Entourage, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Fresh Prince, Saved By The Bell, Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Duck Tales, Night Court, Cheers, Beavis and Butthead, Wonder Showzen, Call To Greatness, Drawn Together, Jackass, Viva La Bam, Team Sanchez, The Dudesons, Icons, X-Play, Arrested Development, Raw, Smackdown, ECW on Sci Fi, TNA Impact.
Books:
I rarely read books. I read the newspaper when I can but read alot of news on the internet.
The Modern Drunkard, Have A Nice Day, Foley Is Good, The Stone Cold Truth, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, It's True It's True, On Edge, It's Good To Be King Sometimes
Heroes:
Parents, Vincent K. McMahon, and Michael Jordan
