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Laurenasaurus

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About Me

Aim - Pork Face. XBOX 360 - Laurenasaurus, Panda Candy. PS3 - BlackDebbie2021. Wii - 5765 6767 5394 7148. Hi my name is Lauren! I'm a little chunky, I admit. I weigh about 332lbs, but all the boys say I have a cute face... when there's a bag on it. If you get drunk enough you might just let me take the bag off my face, and you might even say that I resemble the girl in my profile pictures. I LOVE White Castle, Taco Bell, McDonald's, etc... oh, and sizzler (buffet!!!!) So if you're lookin for a cheap date, I'll do almost anything for a dollar. I fancy avenging unicorns, motorcycles, and beat boxing. Liars are fun to talk to seeing that I'll believe almost anything. I LOVE video games, but I hate technology and spelling. I like animals and nature. One day I'm going to save the world from robots and zombies. If you want to buy me flowers, I prefer the plastic ones with the clear water drops of glue on them. Oh, and I like to get beat by my boyfriends... physically and emotionally. Call me. Layout made by i lessthanthree Torie Hayden <3 ..
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All of my personal stalkers in one room .. .. .. ..

My Blog

Dear You,

My life just drags... Repition of the same note. its missing something... or is it someone? i know how its going to end. just an empty glass of water. i dont understand why im singled out though. it s...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 09:02:00 GMT

whoops

i dont know why that last blog turned out that way... so i appologize. i dont have the time to fix it
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:25:00 GMT

hey there, face here

..TR> so i dont have a home right now. call me up on the cell. my mom's boyfriend tried to punch me in the face so i peaced outta there. no xbox right now... im workin on it so chill. no intern...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:22:00 GMT

unintentional asshole

Damn. I wish I wasn't in this situation right now. I really wanna talk to someone about this. I'm being a fucking asshole, and I'm not even trying. I wish my job wasn't so shitty n i didnt have to wor...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:28:00 GMT

SEPTEMBER 10

This is the day of the first test. The day that could be the the begining of a possible ending... CERN is a group of scientist that do particle smashing. They were being sued about 1 year ago by anoth...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:10:00 GMT

too many

ok, so i went to 2 parties today n ended up at a party last night... met WAY too many fucking people. now ever MORE people have my cell number. they are going to learn the ways of the lauren though. i...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 23:55:00 GMT

party party party all day everyday

i had a fucking awesome day yesterday... didnt expect it. i can tell you that much, but it was awesome. wish i wasnt so sleepy though. next time ill come prepared. sux, everyone's out tonight on this ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:18:00 GMT

you as my pillow

I've noticed what I've been wanting. I thought I wanted a boyfriend again for the past month. But I just remembered that guys are scum bags! I dunno. I guess I just want someone to sleep next to at ni...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:28:00 GMT

13yr old prostitutes

I don't understand... what's happening to parents as the generations pass through? so it's not ok to hit your kid, but it is ok for them to walk out the door with a mini skirt and a clown painted face...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:31:00 GMT

sicky poo kitty whale time

bleh... i felt horrible today. i stayed in bed till about 5:00pm. Not sleeping, but trying to make the time pass. There's nothing more painful than not being able to sleep cuz ur so sick. Eh... I feel...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:59:00 GMT