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Honus Wagner is comprised of three brute and equally devastating forces...
Long ago a man arose, before the Roman empire rose and fell, before Jesus walked on water, and before the pyramids were constructed... The gods christened this man Sloppy Joe, and gave him the ultimate power of rock. He was sent forth upon earth to shred the faces of non believers whilst drinking their blood from his chalice. It is rumored that he invented music theory and taught Eddie Van Halen how to play guitar.
A percussive force, Tony Hurt, has broke many a drum stick while in a transcendent phase only known as "Hurting" the drums. This technique involves hitting the hi hat with his elbow and sprouting a third foot to play quadruple bass. Only few people can accurately describe this technique as most who see it turn to stone.
Born half super hero and half super villain, Slim Tim struggles with the balance between good and evil. He documents this struggle in his music through a series of note and chord variations. Although this complex and epic memoir is assaulting your eardrums, you may not know it. Only those who hold the power of the White Fire Diamond can decipher the message.
