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Sleazy-E

A knack gained by experience...

About Me

"A little flesh, a little breath, and a reason to rule all, that is myself."
--Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?

My Interests

I know what is best for everyone!

I'd like to meet:

.. width="425" height="350" .. Lil Flip freestyling on Purple Drank. He's been remixing Sprite before Sprite Remix...as a matter of fact, Sprite owes him some money!

Movies:

I watch gangsta flicks and root for the bad guy
and turn it off before it ends because the bad guy dies

Books:

"The Art of Wordly Wisdom"
--by Baltasar Gracian,
"The 48 Laws of Power"
--by Robert Greene,
"The Art of Seduction"
--by Robert Greene,
"Meditations"
--by Marcus Aurelius,
"The Inferno"
--by Dante Alghieri,
"Candide"
--by Voltaire,
"The Art of War"
--by Sun-Tzu,
"How to Win Friends and Influence People"
--by Dale Carnegie,
"The Art of Public Speaking"
--by Dale Carnegie,
"Leviathan"
--by Thomas Hobbes,
"The Prince"
--by Niccolo Machiavelli,
"Maxims and Reflections (Ricordi)
--by Fracesco Gucciardini,
"The Art of Living"
--by Epictetus,
"The Complete Essays"
--by Michel de Montaigne,
"Khrusnchev's Shoe and other ways to captivate an audience of 1 to 1000"
--by Roy Underhill,
"Influence: Science and Practice"
--by Robert Cialdini,
"Maxims"
--by Francois Duc de La Rouchefoucald,
"The Art of Money Getting"
--by P.T. Barnum,
"Letters to His Son On the Fine Art of Becoming a Man of the World and a Gentleman"
--by Lord Chesterfield,
"The Essays"
--by Francis Bacon,
"The Seducer's Diary"
--by Soren Kierkegaard,
"Essays and Aphorisms"
--by Arthur Schopenhauer,
"The Mastery of Love"
--by Don Miguel Ruiz,
"Tao Te Ching"
--by Lao Tzu,
"The Big Book of British Smiles"

My Blog

Brown and Proud

I started my new job this week and I went into the bathroom and there was this sign that said: "Please Do Not Flush The Brown Hand Paper Towels Down The Toilet.  Anyone Caught Doing This Wil...
Posted by Sleazy-E on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:57:00 PST

When It Comes To Making Bread, Ive Got The Keys To The Bakery...

I bought a loaf of rye bread the other day for 80 cents.  It was marked down for quick sale from the bakery inside the grocery store.  I tried to judge the freshness of the bread ahead of ti...
Posted by Sleazy-E on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 12:15:00 PST

On The Corner

If I were homeless, I would definitely have some sort of plan of attack.  I would recycle metal stuff until I had enough money to buy a loaf of bread, a package of the cheapest grade bologna, soa...
Posted by Sleazy-E on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:05:00 PST

I Gotta Get Back To The Money...

Those who cannot find happiness in concrete tangibles turn wholeheartedly to money, which is happiness in abstract.  The enjoyment that a person gets from something is relative and dependent on v...
Posted by Sleazy-E on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:04:00 PST

I Know I Shouldn't Have Seen That...

There was a brassiere catalog sitting on someone's desk at work that caught my attention the other day.  I tried to be discreet about looking at it, but eventually curiosity got the best of me an...
Posted by Sleazy-E on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:31:00 PST

Winner Takes All...

The other day while I was taking a shower, I almost slipped in the bathtub and caught myself by the grace of the shower curtain.  I live alone, so it got me to thinking that if something were to ...
Posted by Sleazy-E on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:33:00 PST

Thug Till' Your Death Day...

A lot of dudes be talking 'bout they got beef with E-Unit, you know.  And I be seeing these dudes and they be like a hundred deep and shit, and I be by myself and I be like, "Yo, what's up!?"&nbs...
Posted by Sleazy-E on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:35:00 PST

Kids Say The Stupidest Things...

There's a new show on tv called, "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?".  I hate the premise of this show.  They ask questions about world geography and state capitals and other meaningle...
Posted by Sleazy-E on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:18:00 PST

Color Me Badd

One of my favorite commercials is some public service announcement where some guy is interviewing for a job with two executives in an office.  I can't remember if the guy being intervie...
Posted by Sleazy-E on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:22:00 PST

I Gotta Fill This Thing Up With Epsom Salts And Jam It On Over To The Old Folks' Home...

I want one of those Tempur-Pedic adjustable beds.  They are the ones that have a little remote on the side which allows you to raise your feet and sit yourself upright without any additional...
Posted by Sleazy-E on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:00:00 PST