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It's Not Me.

About Me

I'm recently out of the Navy, and here in SD til at least 09. I may just stay, I like this place. I'm the guy that makes everyone laugh at work in the morning, after out-drinking them all the night before. Serious enough to watch subtitles, goofy enough to watch cartoons. I recently realized that I have way too many books. I play guitar, have since 9th grade, when I thought, "This'll get me chicks!" Also, I used to write the best blog. Ever. Now I don't.Layout made by mEnTaL_CaSe

My Interests

Music, nearly to the exclusion of all other things, except girls. Girls. Sex (that's an interest, right?) Reading, anything that will keep my mind occupied. Football. Poker. Attempting to maintain a regular workout schedule.

I'd like to meet:

An attractive, funny, intelligent girl in SoCal that isn't attched. HAH!Also, after reading this quote from his page, Mark Teich, "Listen, you listen to me right fuckin' now. I'm the kind of guy that'll make you beat someone to an inch of their life. You know, fun and dandy fop times, like when we were chitlins. I was the king of the cool kid group and you were the leader of the gay wad gang so I'll say to you, "Hey Jerk, you wanna ride with us, you gotta make your bones." You'll laugh and point at your boner. (Literally or figuratively). Ill say, "No F-Tard, I said bones." Then I'll point out this little Russian lady who was walking to shul and I'll just nod. Without a second of hesitation, you walk over to the old lady and beat her to death with your anus. Then we'll be best friends. Totes BFF. You know, I could sit here and talk about my rapier wit or how my mere presence can make the panties of nubile young twenty-somethings drop faster than bombs over Baghdad...but I'm not going to do that. Instead, I want to talk about my ability to turn a regular old household object such as an 18inch black dildo into an instrument of comedy magic, especially when I wield it with the agility of a Carradine and the raw eroticism of a...uh...Jameson. You'll thank me for teaching America's hearts to laugh with something that would otherwise just keep our mothers from feeling a little less lonely. ...and I dig the band Journey."

Music:

I mostly listen to new-punk type bands. Angels and Airwaves, Blink, Boxcar Racer, Fall Out Boy, Saves the Day, Alkaline Trio, Dashboard, New Found Glory, Panic! at the Disco, etc.I just recently am getting back into (Hed)PE, and starting to realize that Alkaline Trio might end up being one of my all time favorite bands.I also have one of the broadest selections of music you'll find in a guy my age. From Led Zepplin to Twista. Little Feat to Audioslave. Garth Brooks to Riverdance (That's right, I said riverdance. Shutup.)And now I'm bored so I'm listing everything in this case. 3 doors down, Alkaline Trio, Audioslave, Alien Ant Farm, Blink182, Boxcar Racer, Brand New, Bowling for soup, Marc Cohn, D12, Daft Punk, Dashboard, DMX, Dre, Eminem, Everclear, Further seems forever, Fall out boy, Ben Folds Five, Green Day, Hot Action Cop, Incubus, Jay Z, Jimmy Eat World, Jistoray, Led Zepplin, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit (3 dollar bill y'all only), Lostprophets, Ludacris, Matrix Reloaded soundtrack, John Mayer, Tim McGraw, New Found Glory, Postal Service, Punisher soundtrack, Rage, Soundgarden, Starting Line, Sublime, Sum41, Tenacious D, Tesla, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Toadies, Tonic, Toto, Trapt, Weezer, Wheatus, Yellowcard, Yes, Zebrahead, and a bunch of burned ones. That's my most listened to of my 3 books.

Movies:

Donnie Darko. Kung Pow. Grosse Pointe Blank. Super Troopers. Out Cold. Anything with John Cusack, really. Dodgeball. Princess Bride. Back to the future. Boondock Saints. Waiting. Slackers. Fight Club. Orange County. Iron Man. Top Gun. And I'm kind of a sucker for romantic comedies.

Television:

LOST. Seinfeld. Friends. Buffy. Firefly. Family Guy. That 70s Show. Chapelle. Cheers. The West Wing. Rescue Me. Undeclared. Freaks and Geeks. How I Met Your Mother. The Office. Veronica Mars. Boston Legal. Entourage. Dark Angel. Bones. Scrubs. My Boys.

Books:

Too many to name. I have enough to fill two entire big bookshelve units, and then some. Anne McCaffrey, Piers Anthony, RA Saalvatore, Asimov, Robert Jordan, Robert Ludlum, Chuck Palahniuk, Tolkein, Bradbury, Asimov, Terry Goodkind, Dave Barry (The funniest man in America), Doyle Brunson (of Pokers Super System I and II), George R.R. MartinThe list goes on...

Heroes:

Dad. Pure and simple. The guy's a role model.Oh, and Stephen Hawking. Seriously, read a little about him. The guy is amazing.

My Blog

It takes so long.

It's been so long since I took the time to write down thoughts and feelings, I may have forgotten how.  But we'll give it a shot.I think I'm starting to become a trusting person again, and I don'...
Posted by E-N on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 01:00:00 PST

Bloodhound rules

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Posted by E-N on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

She's fantastic.

Dad, and others, you must listen to this.  Imogen Heap...>...
Posted by E-N on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:17:00 PST

Sic Transit Gloria

Anyone else have a fantastic weekend?I'm very much looking forward to next weekend at this point.------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------The Quiet Things That...
Posted by E-N on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:07:00 PST

History, and what it does.

I was cleaning out some old files from my computer and I found this.  It's some stuff I wrote a couple years ago.  I dunno, I thought it was decent.I feel much better now...-----------------...
Posted by E-N on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:22:00 PST

Here I go again on my own

I'll be in Brainerd, MN until Sunday night for the races.   Later.
Posted by E-N on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 02:03:00 PST

Build God, Then We'll Talk

Been at home for about two weeks now, and I've just been enjoying the hell out of it.  I've gotten together with all sorts of people that I haven't seen in years, as well as people I see every ti...
Posted by E-N on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:10:00 PST

Ahhhh...

So, I'm home for a few weeks.  Should be good.  I love living in SoCal, but every once in a while I need to get back to "Real" people.  There's a lot of people to catch up with here, a ...
Posted by E-N on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 10:59:00 PST

AVA concert

I went to see Angels and Airwaves last night at the House of Blues.Kick ass.  So kick ass...I saw some of my favorite musicians play some of the best new music I've ever heard, and I saw it in a ...
Posted by E-N on Sun, 07 May 2006 10:30:00 PST

Sweetness

The Robinsons-May department store here in Fashion Valley is going out of business.  I got a bunch of new clothes for about 50% off, and a poker table and chip set that normally costs $200+ I got...
Posted by E-N on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 06:00:00 PST