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About Me

My name is James. I live in Mormonville. I'm about 6' and am obviously fat as hell. I have dark brown hair, people say it's black but hey, people are stupid, yes?

You might know me as Lewd and/or Crewd. And if you do, you're a damn nerd. Hah.

I'm a soulless, sick, depraved channer and you'll probably love me.

And, yeah, if you're wondering why my pictures look like shit, it's because, well, I look like shit. Deal with it.a img{}a:hover img{}body{scrollbar-arrow-color:000000;scrollbar-Track-Color :333333;scrollbar-Highlight-Color:000000;scrollbar-base-colo r:000000;scrollbar-Face-Color:333333;scrollbar-Shadow-Color: 000000;scrollbar-DarkShadow-Color:000000</STYLE.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who don't make me want to facepalm.Yeah, that'd be nice.

My Blog

On the subject of telephones and their nonexistance.

Basically, for whom it may concern, I don't have a phone anymore. You can contact me here, or on various messengers.That is all.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:40:00 GMT

I was gonna clean my room.. {Has keywords [lame] [nerdy] [mildly amusing]}

I was gonna lock my house, until I got high. I was gonna go up, and shut the door, but then I got high. Now there's tinkergnomes and merchants in my safe, and I know why; it's 'cos I got high, because...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 03:22:00 GMT

Emo nerd philosophy.

[CLAN] Lewd is now away. Message: Fuckin' butterflies. [CLAN] Cymarra: '_-~Cym~-_ butterflies?' [CLAN] Rigan: '[what will Santa bring you?] ?' [6] clan members heard you say, ':>-??Lewd??- [6] cl...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:56:00 GMT

Syllable Criminals & Grammatical Gangsters

Hmmmm. A lot of people spell hmm with two m's. A lot of people spell it with three, too. Not very many people use four. They think it draws it out too much. Well you know what, fuck you, I like it wit...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:13:00 GMT

Because if the bad times werent there, would we be able to appreciate the good ones?

Cause I don't wanna be like thisI've been running these streets for too long nowI've got nothing that's true, but this song nowBut the further I go, I wanna go homeCause I don't wanna be like thisI've...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 03:12:00 GMT

Rofl. :(

Primuschan: everyone gets stabbed there, even niggersz"Primuschan: roflPrimuschan: IT'S TRUEKunFuTze: ?Primuschan: Some station. :pPrimuschan: We're still talking stations.KunFuTze: So, I'm turning 18...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:37:00 GMT

Why?

I have to ask myself... Why?Why do we, as people, do stupid things that we know are stupid, and we know will hurt ourselves, and the people we love, who love us?It.. really just doesn't make sense. So...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:24:00 GMT