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Murder the Wicked

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You know those guys you always hear about in books and movies, the ones that get messages from God and then go and smite the evil that is in the world? Thats me. I smite, for smiting is what I do best. The crack of a hammer and the dull thud of an axe are what I like to hear. I am told that lots of people are afraid of me, and it makes me wonder why. I'm congenial and easy to get along with... unless your wicked... for it is my job to smite the wicked...... On a more personal NOTE, I was born and raised here in Houston, Tx and have lived in the same house for all my life. I am passionate about my heritage, and love Scotland more than I do America. But, I love Texas more than I do Scotland. I don't know if I'll ever move out of Texas because I love it too much. I am of the opinion that Texas should secede from the Union and become its own country again. Fuck New York! Fuck Florida! And above all, FUCK CALIFORNIA!!! I have an undying hatred for California because of all the liberal cocksuckers that it seems to produce. I pray to the Aesir, and if you don't know who they are, I'll make it simple for you, I'm a pagan, and you can look them up yourself. I love the death penalty, I think it should be the only available punishment for murderers. Its fulfilling the Golden Rule in I think. They killed someone, so its obvious they wanted to be killed. I think abortion is a'ok. Why should I care if a woman wants to get rid of the leech growing in her. Its all about choice. Hel, if we don't have another big war with in the next 40 years or so, and the population keeps climbing at its current rate, the world will be over populated! It'll be like Beijing, but everywhere! Homosexual marriges should be allowed. I see no problem in them being allowed to marry. I see a huge fucking problem in them not being allowed to marry. Apart from the minor issue of infringing on the rights of a citizen of the Union, they don't have to go through the painful, traumatizing experience of divorce. Couple of fags get angry, one moves out of the apartment in a huff, they both find new butt buddies *snicker*, and then everythings done with. NO! FUCK THAT! BOTH OF THEM HAVE TO LOSE HALF THEIR SHIT! No just walking out on the relation ship. You walk out with half your shit gone, just like everyone else. I hate bigots, and if I had my way, being a Nazi would have you branded a traitor. If you really think about it, bigotry is against everything that America stands for. Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. On top of that, those mother fuckers in the Aryan Nation and KKK are activley trying to destroy our government and our country so that they can "Kill all the niggers, foreigners, and Jews!" as they are so fond of shouting. That sounds pretty traitorous to me. I live with my grandmother, who I love very much, have a great sister, a drunk father, a dead mother, and a wonderful brother who isn't really my brother, but he is. Try and compute that with your feeble brain if you can. I'm am said to be sarcastic, scary, hairy, and manly. I have also been known as flamboyant from time to time. I was put on this Earth for a purpose, and as far as I know, it is to murder the wicked, hence the screen name. I have Nazi's, the KKK, Black Panthers, Radical Muslims, Eastern European Christian Radicals, the FARC, and Fred Phelps on my list so far, and I'm sure over the years it will grow. I am nice as often as possible, but I will fuck you up if you get on my bad side. So, have a nice fucking life, and a good god damned day!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Willam Arthur Buchanan II
Birthday: 05/09/1988
Birthplace: Houston Texas
Current Location: Houston Texas
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blond head, red beard
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: SCOTTISH!!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ratty beat up boots
Your Weakness: Laziness
Your Fears: Being forgotten
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Murder the wicked!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Grrr.... what am I laying on? Oh, its just the machete....
Your Best Physical Feature: My beard
Your Bedtime: 1-2 o'clock a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: Mommy
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: What-a-Burger
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck you and your tea.....
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Fuck you and your coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: No, I take baths
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: I don't know
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In battle, surronded by the corpses of my enemies and comrades.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Demi-God
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: Doesn't matter, just not a giant
Weight: Not obese
Best Clothing Style: Everyone is different
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't care... just no druggies
Number of CDs I own: I don't care
Number of Piercings: I don't care
Number of Tattoos: I don't care
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't care
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Quiz created with MemeGen !Lo, there do I see my father Lo, there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning Lo, they do call to me They bid me take my place among them In the Halls of Valhalla where the brave may live Forever........
You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

My Interests

What can I say about my likes........ instead of going on some long schpeal about every little thing that tickles my insides for a split second, I will list my top 5 favorite things. I think that would be better than, "I like ice cream, and long walks on the beach, and ponys, and blah blah blah blah blah..."1. Family 2. Love 3. Murdering the Wicked 4. Games(of all sorts) 5. MusicOh, and of course www.fat-pie.com
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Thor - He is my lord and I am his servant. Nuff said.Odin - the Allfather and father to Thor. Therefore, also my lord.Tyr - I need to shake his hand, for he is doing a good job at keeping us mortals busy!Sir William Wallace - The greatest hero to walk the Earth (next to the gods of course). I would prostrate myself before him.Harald Hardrati - The greatest viking ever to live. Almost took over all of Europe.Hitler - I really want to stick a knife in that fucker.... correction, I want to cleave him in two with my baseball bat... Arthur Buchanan --
[noun]:

A hard-core grave robber

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

System of a Down, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Tool, the Offspring, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Bagpipes, Folk Music, 3 Pints Gone, Tartaninc, Busta Rhymes, Wu Tang Clan, Outkast, Cannibal Ox, Danny Elfman, Insane Clown Posse, Dark Lotus, Rammstien, Godsmack
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Movies:

..TR Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 89%! You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine. ..TABLE
..TR My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 95% on survivalpoints ..TABLE ..TABLE
Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test 13th Warrior, Braveheart, Sin City, Crash, Macbeth, Gangs of New York, Lord of the Rings, Drop Dead Fred, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Nightmare Before Christmas, Boon Dock Saints, Man on Fire, True Lies, The Believer, The Messenger, Alien series, Predator, Gladiator, Hellboy, 187, Sleepy Hollow, Pirates of the Carribean, Star Wars Series, Master and Commander, Memento, Pricilla: Queen of the Desert, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Formula 51, Godfather series, Scarface, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Duces Wild, Robinhood: Men in Tights, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Odyssey, The Full Monty, Mrs. Doubtfire, Enemy at the Gates, Akira, Waking Ned Divine, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, A Knights Tale, Super Troopers, Scary Movie series, Good Fellas, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, All Disney Movies Rule, Club Dread, G.I. Jane, Full Metal Jacket, Cop Land, Princess Bride, Judge Dread, Cobra, Colors, Open Range, Wild Wild West, The Ring 1 & 2, Hidalgo, Cube, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Redhead Executor of Sacrifices.
Where You Lived: Germany.
How You Died: Killed in Battle. Who Were You In a Past Life?

Television:

It is the new God of the people. Bow down to the flashing color box!

Books:

Terry Pratchet is a comedy god!, Enders Game, LOTR, The Hobbit, The Wayfarer Redemption series, History of the United States Marines, Redwall, and uhhh, other shit I can't remember.
Your Monster Profile
Insane Vampire

You Feast On: Jack and Coke

You Lurk Around In: Closets

You Especially Like to Torment: Priests What's Your Monster Name?

Heroes:

Sir William Wallace, Harald HardratiYour results:
You are Hulk Hulk 100% Iron Man 70% The Flash 60% Green Lantern 60% Batman 55% Spider-Man 45% Wonder Woman 43% Catwoman 40% Supergirl 28% Robin 20% Superman 15% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Blog

So these three nuns walked into a bar....

But forget about that, your moms a whore.
Posted by Murder the Wicked on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:22:00 PST