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Bev

Excuse me, does this smell like Chloroform to you?

About Me

"only floss the teeth you want to keep" is a good saying.

for like 15 years, nobody believed me that there was a version of Goonies that actually had the octopus (from "the octopus was very scary"). well there is, fuckers. and its on the dvd.

at first, people might think I'm a really intelligent, out going, funny person. Then they realize that they got me mixed up with somebody else. Idiots

No disassemble!!

the only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

am i the only person that didn't know that Shock G from digital underground was also Humpty Hump?

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

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My Interests



Music:

HOLY SHIT - i erased my entire ipod in DC. 3500 songs - all gone. that is the number one priority now. what about the records i ripped onto mp3 and then sold? oh man. this is going to take forever.
this is gonna take a REALLY long time. so everybody stop emailing me saying "wow, i cant believe that you of all people has no music thingy".
in the meantime - check out "feels so good" by chuck mangione

trying to get into Richard Wagner. Its all about the diminished fifth?

Movies:

I hate going to see movies in the theater. You can't pause it to take a leak. I did go see Saw II in the theater, though.

and the Big Lebowski is very sweet.

and i'm getting into Takashi Miike flicks, but apparently that's bandwagon now.

and this guy is one of my mainest boys

"Jesus Christ!!" - some dude

"Not Quite!" - Pinhead

i recently checked out Running Scared (not the Gregory Hines one) and its pretty good - peep it.

Television:

i don't really watch tv. i do like the x-files, twin peaks, iron chef (morimoto is my boy), starblazers, megastructures, and random shows on Discovery, Learning and History. and i watch the Sox, Bruins and Pats.

also getting caught up on the Office. You remind me of Dwight.

Books:

Atlas Shrugged, The Great and Secret Show, Fingerprints of the Gods, Choke, Bringing Down the House, Fermat's Enigma, definitely have never read any Harry Potter, the Tipping Point, all Dan Brown, most Clive Barker, all Chuck Palahniuk

somebody please recommend some good books.

Heroes:

JET