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Milo

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a dog. I do dog stuff. I follow politics, and I'm waiting for a Canine-American candidate that I can really get behind . . . and sniff.

Also, my full name is Lord Milo Elizabeth Hilding, Esq., 17th Earl of Duckboot.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other dogs who like to play. Anyone who will give me biscuits.

My Blog

haiku(s) of the day

Mom has discoveredthat she can't post my haikusfrom her Blackberry*.*Apparently, they won't form three separate lines. grrrrr . . . I am so gratefulto have friends like Kyla andBentley and Punky!Da...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 13:26:00 GMT

haiku of the day

Where is my breakfast? What the heck is Dad doing? I want my food NOW*. *please
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:50:00 GMT

haiku of the day

We have to be "fixed"?But we were never broken!People are so weird. **The views expressed in this haiku are solely the dog's author's. We strongly encourage all of you who enjoy the companion of an a...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:20:00 GMT

haiku of the day

Why aren’t you home yet?Don’t you know I have to poop!?!Hurry your ass up!
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:15:00 GMT

haiku of the day

Dad had a party.So many people to sniff!I didn’t get beer.
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:19:00 GMT

haiku of the day

Hey, I’m done pooping!Why are you picking it up?Let’s go already!
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:43:00 GMT

another haiku of the day

I have many skills.After all, I am Milo.I can lick my butt.
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:04:00 GMT

haiku of the day

hunger running wild,hunting in the Arctic breeze --refrigerator **My Aunt Marla helped me with this one. ;) Thanks, Auntie Marla!
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:01:00 GMT

haiku of the day

Dad offers a seat.I fart audibly and leave.That'll teach him, huh.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:28:00 GMT

haiku of the day

Hiking with Daddy!It sounds like fun at the time.Now I'm tired and hot.** But happy! It was fun to go out with Daddy. I met some other dogs, and I got to drink out of my awesome travel dish.
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:22:00 GMT