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About Me

I'm Ryan aka "Bwian", I got that nickname because my literally retarded uncle can't say my name right. The nickname has stuck for years. You can call me Bwian if ya want. I'm 6'6" and I've been called very strange, funny, tall, weird, nice, awesome, stupid, smart and all that jazz...Wow, am I a nerd??

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Malcolm McDowell, Stanley Kubrick, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, Sacha Baron Cohen, Chris Farley, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Steve Carell, Jack Black, Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, Adam Sandler, Ladainian Tomlinson, the whole Seinfeld cast, Joe DiMaggio (My cousin, I have the family tree to prove it!!)

My Blog

Drunken Rock Band party (big blog, lotsa pics)

Last night was very fun and I can remember half of it! I played beer pong for the first time last night, twice and won both times. Everyone left before the real fun started, that’s why there&rsq...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:56:00 GMT

Weird dreams.... updated 3/14

The past few weeks every night I’ve had very strange dreams. I can remember most of them very vividly. A few of them include:1. John Madden teaching a class on Beastiality at Pacific Smog then c...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 19:54:00 GMT

Old school story....

This is an ollllllld story written by Michael Barbour way back in 2000....  To me, it's just too funny not to make it a blog....It all started in a little town called Seaside.>Located near Monter...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:37:00 GMT

Weight loss surgery

After all my failed "diets", I realized that I'm so overweight, it's going to be hard to lose this weight just with "diet" and exercise. Besides, I'm not disciplined/motivated enough to lose all my ex...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 16:40:00 GMT

The whistles go Woooo!!!!

This is officially my favorite video ever!!!!
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 23:14:00 GMT

I'm losing weight...

Yea, I know, it's about time but when I got on the scale for the first time in like 5 years, I was unpleasantly surprised... Well, I started about a week ago. I went to GNC and spent $120 on Hydroxycu...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 14:55:00 GMT

It's been a good few days...

I know to some people, this isn't important enough to be a blog but I haven't made one in a long time so I thought eh screw it. Well, to start out. As some of you may know that I bowl Monday nights wi...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 16:11:00 GMT

Emo...

Emo..... I wonder when people will realize that the "scene" has become homogeneous. It's full of 14 year old girls with uneven bangs, black and white striped shirts, and tattered low-top black ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 23:17:00 GMT

I really hate people sometimes!!!!

Man, I really really REALLY hate most people sometimes, especially drivers. I fucking despise people who dont use their turn signals!!! I also hate people who go like 50 on the freeway in the fucking ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 23:52:00 GMT

New Tattoo...

I'm sure some people will either disagree, hate or both with this but I like it so FUCK OFF!!! haha j/k. It's the Godsmack sun with the Pentagram inside... What do you guys think?
Posted by on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 00:00:00 GMT