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About Me

Matlock can be described with these colors: Tealish-grey, royal purple, pink with green spots, and plaid. Or try these scents: Burnt rubber, airplane exhaust, cold milk and cookies, daffodils and/or thyme.
An interview with me by one of my adoring fans...
My Improv Group "The World's Biggest Comedy Duo" has been performing at the Black Rose Irish Pub in Santa Rosa. Here's our site, which should include upcoming performance dates:
World's BIGGEST Comedy Duo - Freeze Tag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SFTifAC4T4

Here's some video of our performances. There's more up on YouTube if you're interested...

I finally put "The Show" up on Youtube. You can check out some of my sketches here:
The Show Sketches
Or visit The Show's updtated website at:
www.ThatsTheShow.com
Here's some of them now! See more funny videos at Funny or Die
Music videos made for songs written by my friend Logan Whitehurst:
Robot Cat
What It's Like in Japan
Hello Fred the Beard
And there's a page that has almost all of Logan's songs and albums for download HERE!
See a video of Logan's memorial (I was privileged enough to sing some of his songs with the band Santiago!) HERE!
If you'd like to see a full color copy of my background, go HERE!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myself, on an airplane. We'd have drinks, a few laughs, one thing would lead to another, and pretty soon I'd be folding diapers and getting me a beer in a trailer somewhere near the Canadian border.

My Blog

World's BIGGEST Comedy Duo - Freeze Tag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SFTifAC4T4
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:24:00 GMT

Dead cat in my garage.

So, I'm sitting in my living room right now with a dead cat laying in my hot garage. It's inspired me to write something in my blog about where I'm at in life right now. Things are pretty great, i...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:26:00 GMT

My Personal Beliefs

This is another Philosophy homework assignment-turned-blog. This time I was to write out a few of my beliefs, where they came from, and whether I thought they could be changed by a good argument. I'm ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:47:00 GMT

My Groups.

Hello folks, In my ongoing attempt to achieve total psychological nakedness, I'm once again posting my self analytical homework from my brain twistin...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:04:00 GMT

Dear Jim Henson Company... Let Kermit DIE!!!

This is a letter I sent to the Henson Company's website. If they send a response, I'll post it here soon.It says:Hello, I was originally trying to research your company to look at job information. ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 17:04:00 GMT

Let's KEEP talking about ME!!

Mathew responded!Subject: RE: RE: No SubjectFrom: MathewThat's fine, reading doesn't bother me. Anyway I agree...actors in HollyWood need to make films with meaning, and if they can't do that then atl...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 16:06:00 GMT

Let's talk about ME!

This was a post from a new Myspace Friend. He didn't know what was coming...Subject: No SubjectFrom Mathew:Hey Matlock, my name is Mathew McCauley, your friend Mario told me to check out your site. I'...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 15:56:00 GMT

Why I Don't Like Gender Roles - But I Do Like Buttered Rolls

Matlock Zumsteg Instructor Anne Ysunza ENGL 1A 5-7pm 16 February 2006 Why I Don't Like Gender Roles The term gender refe...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 16:00:00 GMT

English is fun if you're smart like me - Essay

Matlock Zumsteg ENGL 1A T&TH 5-7pm 23-Feb-06 A Rift of Belief between Father and Son In his essay, Notes ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 15:53:00 GMT