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Tania

Jesus would slap the hell out of you.

About Me

I'm Tania.

I grew up in the boondocks of Salem, Missouri.

I'm a country girl. I love getting dirty and being outside.

I love animals and children.

Whenever people are asked to describe me, the first word they throw out is "sweet." I am amazing with the empathy thing. I'm fun & funny, I'm laidback & easygoing, and I'm pretty easy to entertain. I probably love you, even if I shouldn't.

My Interests

Camping, mountain climbing, tubing, swimming, boating, hiking, mudding, roadtrips, reading, writing, studying perfumery...

I'd like to meet:



I want to befriend the slutty kid.

Music:

I'll listen to anything... with the exception of polka music. I cannot handle the polka.

My top five: Nickelback, Garth Brooks, Johnny Cash, Rob Zombie, and The Rolling Stones.

13th Floor & One Less Reason also please me.

I mainly listen to hard rock, old rock, country, and old country...

Books:

"The Grapes of Wrath" (Steinbeck) and "Lolita" (Nabokov) are my all time favorite novels. I also greatly enjoy and admire Stephen King's descriptive writing style.

And I own all of the "Sherman's Lagoon" collections, lol. Best. comicstrip. ever.

Heroes:

My father, who shaped me into the person that I am now and taught me how to laugh at things.

My Blog

To stop crying.

My heart has felt broken for three years now - constantly. Pete has been so stupid.  He tells me lies that are not even mildly believable.  He runs away.  He ran away from me and o...
Posted by Tania on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:49:00 PST

I so love this show.

Best cartoon moment EVER?Early: ..Scuse me.. You reckon you could give me permission to date your pumpkin?Man: Get off my porch!Early: Get out of your house! *throws fire bomb* How you like that?? You...
Posted by Tania on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 06:23:00 PST

I have needs.

I wonder if I can get Eric to take a road trip with me... It is only 105 miles to the nearest Sonic.
Posted by Tania on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:11:00 PST