Totally sarcastic Massage Therapist with hot hands.
No happy endings, this isn't burger king,
you don't get it your way, you get it mine,
or you don't get it at all!!
FACTS: jOjO
..: my children mean the world to me without them id be lost..
..: i hear people say that best friends are hard to find, thats because the best ones are already mine
..: if you win my true friendship you wont find a more loyal friend
..: i like making people laugh
..: i am extremely sarcastic
..: i am a mother, daughter, sister, friend, lover, and all around sunshine
..: i love ninjas, they are way cooler than pirates
..: i hate sleeping to long
..: insomnia will be the death of me
..: i hate fakes, posers, and assholes... but who doesnt?
..: im terrible at answering my phone and returning calls.. its nothing personal i promise
..: i believe rules are meant to be broken.. this has gotten me into trouble to many times
..: i think theres a fine line between being confident and cocky and i know that i sometimes walk that line
..: im too trusting in people
..: i am no better than you.. you are no better than me.. lets not visit this subject again
..: i am a hopeless romantic that loves starbucks
..: myspace only shows you only a very small part of me
..: im trendy.. but thats because im a trendsetter
..: i dont like people who judge others before they know them
..: popped collars make me laugh
..: i hate playing games and those that play them
..: normal people scare me
..: i think being "normal" is not necessarily a virtue, it rather denotes a lack of courage
..: i like black and white pictures
..: i play well with others.. most of the time
..: i dont like people who label
..: i don't think being bi or gay makes you a freak, it just shows that you dont limit your options for who loves you
..: i am totally silly as much as possible(its the laughing thing, usually causes a smile;))
..: i can be shy around new people..but i warm up fast if your nice
..: the best way to grow as a person, is to surround myself with others that are in the know about life
..: i believe in a god or a "higher being" but organized religion makes me sick
..: im shameless and have no regrets.. although im sure i should have a few
..: if you dont like me thats okay, i probably dont like you
..: i like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells
..: i have no problems being myself around everyone
..: just because im quiet, doesnt mean i have nothing to say
..: id rather wait forever for the perfect guy, than to settle for any ole' person
..: im unpredictable and spontaneous
..: i try to be forgiving
..: i enjoy being unique
..: im ambitious and determined, but i can get lazy and unmotivated at times
..: im a sucker for compliments
..: id rather look immature and have fun, than care what others think
..: im creative and imaginative
..: im curious about EVERYTHING
..: i love midgets, they are so tiny and cute
..: im a total beachbum
..: theres no place on earth like bein in the arms of someone who loves you
..: im opinionated and stubborn, but im loyal, sincere, and caring
..: you can trust me with your secrets unless its something that i know will hurt you
..: i always try to see the best in everyone, even if they annoy me
..: sometimes i laugh when i want to cry
..: i hate it when people try to make me feel guilty to get their own way
..: i think the quieter i get, the more i hear
..: i cant live without coffee
..: i dont like being yelled at, but really, who does?
..: i believe in karma
..: i strongly believe that everything looks better after a good nights sleep
..: ill always be here to listen to your problems
