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4/14/07 Crotch Storm hasn't done katie whistles shittay titties since the summer of 2005. Are they dead!? Did their dream come true!? Bass Charles is mo apathetic than ever!!!!!!!!!
two apethetic losers come together to produce the hottest song of this millenium & the last!
Crotch Storm the drunken experimental/folk rawk/blues explosion is different than Crotch Storm the 60 min album by Chico's Prizon but one Crotch Storm tune entitled "Boom Boom Baby!" is the 2nd track on this Chico's Prizon album as a demo for Crotch Storm. The Crotch Storm band consisting of Bass Charles & Stevie Hayes the two drunken, "womanizin" starvin, doped up blues fiends, may or may not produce more Crotch Storm tunes in the future. They are "one" inch deep right now! Who knows with these 2 apathetic losers!? Bass Charles once said quote, "Stevie, You know Crotch Storm ain't never gonna Die!" But who knows with this drunken apethetic "womanizer?" I would say think the Black Keys met Tom Waits met The White Stripes met Double Trouble w/o Stevie Ray Vaughan, yet completely different & fresh at the same time. Now we could add guitar into Crotch Storm in the future, because they have Stevie Rays Hayes the "secret SRV rippin weapon of erotic clitoral destruction," but you know I don like no labels nowsers Mr. Luigi. "Chico's Prizon is a bobby blues bland!"
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Member Since: 09/01/2008
Band Website: shrdictatorship.page.tl
Band Members: sTEVIE hAYES - DRUMS, CO-FOUNDER
bASS cHARLES - BASS, VOX, P.E.M., CO-FOUNDER, DRUNK WOMANIZER
Sounds Like: NO ONE ELSE BUT CROTCH STORM!
Record Label: THE STEVIE HAYES RECORDS (SHR=) DICTATORSHIP
Type of Label: Major

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