totally UN-cool

I'm old, but I still play with dolls. I like bright neon colors & shiney/sparkly things. I like sno-cones. I like drag-queens. I don't know how to swim. I've always wanted to learn how to play the bag-pipes. I love wearing tiaras & glitter lip-gloss. None of my furniture matches and none of it's new. I love to laugh. I can't stand it when parents don't make their children behave. I love bubble-tea! I drive a stick-shift. I like teen movies. I like the smell of Band-Aids. I've never seen even one episode of Survivor. I like jalepenos. I love cats! I accidentally stuck a pencil in my leg when I was a little kid & it made a dot "tatoo" that's been there ever since.